Mr. Resetti's Monologues

[Joshua368]

Here you can post and comment on any of the monologues we find Mr. Resetti saying in the various videos. To start it off, here's what he says in this one. Painfully transcribed by me from the blurry video.

Oh, well, um... guess we got a problem then.
So, lemme introduce myself. Name's Resetti. Mr. Resetti.
On behalf of the family, I'd like to show youse... I mean show YOU, uh...
Uh, show you... Aw, forget it! How's a mole supposed to remember this garbage? HUH?
Let's cut to the chase. Ever hear of Animal Crossing? Yeah? Well that's where I'm from.
I'm the guy who stops cheaters from cheatin'. The no-resettin' policy enforcer, ya follow?
You break the rules, you gotta deal with the mole in charge here.
I'm like the... how you say... conscience of Animal Crossing.
And, uh, I ain't one to toot my own horn or nothin', but I'm a big deal. I'm the most popular--
What's that? You ain't got time for this?
You wanna know what it is I'm doin' here?
You ain't heard a word I said, that it? You got potatoes in your ears, punk? HUH?
This is Super Smash somethin' or other, ain't it?
Yeah? Then quit complainin'. I'm SUPPOSED to be here. I'm the star of the show, twerp!
Huh? What's that? I'm in the way? Ya can't see the screen?
KEEP CRYIN', PUNK!
I got a little news fer ya! It don't matter if you're resettin' anything, OK?
I'm gonna be poppin' up now an' again, an' you better be ready for your daily dose of mole!
It ain't like this is all earthworms and mudbaths for me, pal. I'm just followin' orders. We clear?
SCRAM!

The whole conversation took one minute and seven seconds. Judging from reports from Gimpyfish, he apparently has other conversations and some of them are much longer.

 

[bluekitsune13]

That's fantastic. I can't wait to hear what he says to individual characters. On the DOJO he mentions Kirby and Pikachu in his speech.

 

[Brawlmatt202]

w00t! Awesome! HAHA, I love that mole!

...BTW, happy Mole Day! (Today's October 23, in honor of the unit mol, 6.022×10^23).

 

[maxpower1227]

Best assist trophy ever!

 

[Jammer]

Hilarious. I love it.

Whoever is doing the scripting for Snake's intros, Mr. Resetti, etc. is doing a fantastic job.

EDIT: Oh yeah, it's Mol Day today! Hooray!

 

[Manjot]

Great trophy. However he'll probably get annoying after a little bit.

 

[iMichael]

I just love how Sakurai is grabbing everyone from Nintendo games....Resetti lol that's tight

 

[Jammer]

There is one bad thing: Resettis says "And, uh, I ain't one to toot my own horn or nothin', but I'm a big deal. I'm the most popular--". I assume he would finish with "character from Animal Crossing."

I assume this bodes badly for supporters of Animal Crossing Human for Brawl.

 

[Magic]

I think that's just more of him being arrogant. >_>

 

[Jammer]

I think that's just more of him being arrogant. >_>

Oh, yeah. I hope you're right. I don't really care about Animal Crossing Human, but I'll take any character I can get.

 

[axemangx]

Conscience of AC.

Best line ever.

 

[SSJ4Kazuki]

w00t! Awesome! HAHA, I love that mole!

...BTW, happy Mole Day! (Today's October 23, in honor of the unit mol, 6.022×10^23).

Avogadro!!

That's a spell that turns you into 1/12 of an atom of Carbon-12

 

[omfgomfg]

lol Kazuki

 

[tennisthehilife]

The whole conversation took one minute and seven seconds. Judging from reports from Gimpyfish, he apparently has other conversations and some of them are much longer.

Longer? Dam, 1min 7secs is alot already for an item. How much longer can it get?

It will be the most annoying AT/item in the whole game. Whenever you summon him, everyone around you will beat you to a bloody pulp, smash your controller, and put a curse on your children's children's children's---> 10 generations of curses. But you will be laughing as they kick you while you're on the floor crying for mercy and bleeding because this AT is so hilarious.

 

[Rakath]

Aww man, I though you'd found a second one you didn't post on BnG... *tear*

Oh well, hilarious anyway.

 

[Katy Parry]

I'm pretty sure he says, NOW SCRAM!!