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Mr. Dirty
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Mr. Clean
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Mr. Dirty
People here don't understand really what's going down. That sorry man Mr. Clean about to get whooped on by your boy here Mr. Dirty. You think you can clean up The Dirt?
The Dirt is Everlasting!
I'm so dirty, someone tried to splash me with bleach and it came off my skin as oil
So dirty people take a shower in my bathroom and they come out dirtier than when they came in.
So dirty I got to pick out the weeds that grow on my bedroom floor.
So dirty, they gotta evacuate my neighborhood before I open up my door.
The Dirt ain't afraid of no weak sauce Mr. Clean. I'll make that man release a new Mud Spray for the house he'll be so humbled.
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Mr. Dirty
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People here don't understand really what's going down. That sorry man Mr. Clean about to get whooped on by your boy here Mr. Dirty. You think you can clean up The Dirt?
The Dirt is Everlasting!
I'm so dirty, someone tried to splash me with bleach and it came off my skin as oil
So dirty people take a shower in my bathroom and they come out dirtier than when they came in.
So dirty I got to pick out the weeds that grow on my bedroom floor.
So dirty, they gotta evacuate my neighborhood before I open up my door.
The Dirt ain't afraid of no weak sauce Mr. Clean. I'll make that man release a new Mud Spray for the house he'll be so humbled.