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Move to Saint Joseph, Missouri!

Zivilyn Bane

Smash Master
Joined
Nov 18, 2004
Messages
3,119
Location
Springfield, MO
Everybody that reads this needs to sit down and really think hard about what they're doing with their life. Whether you need a good job, a cheap place to live, or a good University to go to, SAINT JOSEPH Missouri has it all!! That's right!

Just check out the city's webpage online. I'm sure it'll tell you everything you need to know about this wonderful and amazing city of awesomeness.

If you move here, I'll house you until you find a place to live, and I'll feed you too. I'll help you get a job, and I'll (most importantly) play lots of smash with you.

SO, in conclusion, if you want to move to Saint Joseph just post here and let me know. A plane ticket here will only cost you like $200 bucks. There's lots of stuff to do here, I promise. And if it's not enough, it's not too far away from Kansas City, home to the crappy Kansas City Cheifs, and to the not-so-crappy legendary Darkrain. We can go there sometimes to play smash too.

So please, post up this is a limited time offer on a first come first serve basis. Post away!
 
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