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[Colonel Cuddles]

Guess the boys friends was all full of lies, told him the weed would make his tiny **** supersize.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Like the time the US chased Osama building bombs...

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Or when Nintendo shot at the pirates, making ROMs.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

John wasn't the bad guy, but the choice is with the media.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

But now I can create the lies, welcome to Wikipedia.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Like when Pee Wee Herman got it on with Lubriderm...

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I could say that George Bush has a thing for pacaderms...

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I could end his career, people'll think he's cummin to terms.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Kicked in his own family jewels, yeah the media rules.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

That guy from TMZ sounds like a pedophile, yeah, freaking fools.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

"Wanna popsicle?" As I wake up in the hospital.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Got my *** ***** with a camera lens, magazines mean...

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I'm now the world's most hated and despicable fiend.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

I think I win, because I'm running out of ideas.

 

[john!]

dammm son. stopping you here so others can have a chance lol

 

[Clownbot]

Yeah, Cuddles pretty much has this.

 

[Clownbot]

Or does he?

 

[Clownbot]

Yeah, he does.

 

[Clownbot]

I guess I could if I tried hard enough. I've always been told that I have issues with confidence.

 

[Clownbot]

But hey, who wants to hear my life story?

 

[Clownbot]

I don't really have anything important to say.

 

[Clownbot]

There's more of those confidence issues.

 

[Clownbot]

Sorry, I can't rap. I'm just rambling to up my record in this game

 

[Clownbot]

But at least I'm saying something instead of just posting for the sake of posting.

 

[Clownbot]

Then again, that's kind of the goal of the game, heh.

 

[Clownbot]

"And that's all I have to say about that." -Forrest Gump

 

[Clownbot]

'Cept it's not.

 

[Clownbot]

There are a million other things I could be doing right now. -_-

 

[Clownbot]

This can't be healthy.

 

[Clownbot]

It would suck if I got to like 20 posts and a mod closed this or someone broke my record.

 

[Clownbot]

After all, the greatest tragedy in sport is not losing, but almost winning.

 

[Clownbot]

I stole that quote but I can't remember at the moment who originally said it.

 

[Clownbot]

So yeah, I'm kind of lost on what to say right now.

 

[Clownbot]

I'd ask you for ideas but that would require you posting which would break my streak.

 

[Clownbot]

I wonder where I'm @ now

 

[Clownbot]

Oh gee I'm close.

 

[Clownbot]

Yes, that is what she said.

 

[Clownbot]

Actually, I'm past close now.

 

[Clownbot]

... I'm gonna go do something else.

 

[Tacel]

Oh wow.
This is hysterical.