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Microsoft: The REAL TRUE TRUTH not fake

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swordgard

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I have finally discovered the truth, about microsoft and all. And when you think about it, it all makes sense. Doesnt it seem weird that windows logo is wandow, a rainbow colored window, which is wavy. Well, in fact, if you think about it, when you take drugs, this is how you could see a window. Now for the facts:
-THE WORLD IS CONTROLLED BY A FAKE SOFTWARE MULTINATIONAL WHICH IS IN FACT THE BIGGEST DRUG DEALING SERVICE EVER. I KNEW THEY COULDNT MAKE SO MUCH PROFIT OUT OF SOFTWARE, ONLY DRUGS GET THOSE BIG REVENUES.
-WITH THE HALO CD COLLECTOR EDITION, THERE IS FREE WEED IF YOU ASK FOR IT WHEN YOU BUY IT
-VISTA IS IN FACT A NEW TYPE OF DRUG WHICH HASNT BEEN BANNED BY THE LAW YET.

That is all for today, i will reveal how they took control of the government tommorow maybe.
 

Crimson King

I am become death
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Nice, Zook.

But don't reply to spammers. It lowers your iq by proximity.
 
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