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Smash Journeyman
More stories heard about mewtwo!
Every first poster of a commentary is being controlled by Mewtwo, how else can they always post first?
Mewtwo invented Chuck Norris
Mewtwo is the answer to 42
Mewtwo discovered the purpose of meaning
"Mewtwo does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure, Mewtwo goes killing."
"Mewtwo went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Mewtwo met all three bullets with its Confusion, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
"They once made a Mewtwo toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody."
"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Mewtwo out. It failed miserably."
"Mewtwo knows where Carmen Sandiego is."
"If Mewtwo is late, time better slow the **** down."
"Mewtwo can touch MC Hammer."
Burger King truly stopped selling whoppers for one day, because Mewtwo took them all.
Every first poster of a commentary is being controlled by Mewtwo, how else can they always post first?
Mewtwo invented Chuck Norris
Mewtwo is the answer to 42
Mewtwo discovered the purpose of meaning
"Mewtwo does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure, Mewtwo goes killing."
"Mewtwo went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Mewtwo met all three bullets with its Confusion, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
"They once made a Mewtwo toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody."
"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Mewtwo out. It failed miserably."
"Mewtwo knows where Carmen Sandiego is."
"If Mewtwo is late, time better slow the **** down."
"Mewtwo can touch MC Hammer."
Burger King truly stopped selling whoppers for one day, because Mewtwo took them all.
