PB&J
Smash Hero
Millions of USA citizens are putting brainloads of time and thought behind brawl. This post is going to be a soothing way to relieve the brawl fever that has swept the nation. You (the people of the United States of America, japan, and other countries I fail to remember the name of cause I like the first two better) can rest at ease. There is no need to worry. There is no need to pre-order, buy a Wii, or even pick up your controllers. Go back to sleep in front of your computer, give up on life, and most importantly bow to me your imediant, classy, and dignified leader, THE BEST AT BRAWL AS OF RIGHT NOW!!!!