Boxman X
Smash Ace
So I get out of work at like 4:30, get paid and such and head to Dylan/Dazwa's house. I get there around 6:30. We play Brawl and mess with his ps2 hard drive and add games to it, fun stuff. Neil/SOLAR comes over later and we play with him, while Eric/Larx comes over shortly after.
We goto Taco Bell/KFC to get sum foodz. I dress up with a backwards cap, a crab hat on top of that, an extension cord wrapped around my neck with a trophy hooked on. I also have a cape and sun glasses. We get there and the negro at the register is like "Oh, not you guys..." to which I reply with "Why hello there my good sir, I shall have a soft T8."
We went to 7/11 to get slurpies, but Eric and I get MUSCLE MILK. I got chocolate mint and he got banana shit. Mine tasted good so I got all beefed up for the tournament, but Eric's sucked, which explains his poor placement. We walk to a gazebo near-by and Neil does so insane to the 5th power tricks, LIKE JUMPING OVER ALL THE STAIRS! ZOMG!
We go back to Dylan's, I go to Eric's because I want to get something there. When Eric and I go back to Dylan's the door is locked. We tried for like 10 minutes to get his attention, but nothing worked. We went back to Eric's and got a hold of him on AIM. We then goto sleep at Dylan's.
We wake up late the next morning and start out late. We stopped at Eric's bank so he could get monies. I proceed to chase the seagulls outside while waiting. KA CAAAAW. We get on the road and do the usual. Yell at people out the windows, wave at cars, etc... I tell the goof troop about Psychocotic Ass Murderers.
We get there and play some games. Everyone is happy to see me because I'm mothafuckin Boxman. I play my tournament match and I **** some guy really hard with Meta Knight. He gets up and leaves, later he doesn't play his loser's bracket match. LOL. I scrub out the rest of Barlw because I sux at it and I hate camping in a game where that is the main strategy.
Melee starts I **** the first 2 matches. I have a very close game with Eve. I beat his Luigi first round on Dreamland. Game 2 he goes Fox. I'm ahead 2 stocks to 1, he has high percent. I mess up and miss my kill opportunity and ARRRGRH, so mad at myself =/
I then play MattDotPhoney, **** his ass. Play Skler, get ***** by his ass. 7th, personal best. Somewhere in here Neil hits on girls working at McDonalds. I enter Brawl Doubles but sux poo. On the ride home we do the chef laugh and have a jolly good time while chatting with Darcey and Milkykins on the phone.
Props:
7th
Dylan ****** as usual
A HUR HUR HUR HUR
Taco Bell
Free Quesadillas
Melee KKrew
Slops:
Losing to Eve when I had a chance to win
3 hour car ride
gas costs
toast
BTW, I hear Drephen hate bread.
We goto Taco Bell/KFC to get sum foodz. I dress up with a backwards cap, a crab hat on top of that, an extension cord wrapped around my neck with a trophy hooked on. I also have a cape and sun glasses. We get there and the negro at the register is like "Oh, not you guys..." to which I reply with "Why hello there my good sir, I shall have a soft T8."
We went to 7/11 to get slurpies, but Eric and I get MUSCLE MILK. I got chocolate mint and he got banana shit. Mine tasted good so I got all beefed up for the tournament, but Eric's sucked, which explains his poor placement. We walk to a gazebo near-by and Neil does so insane to the 5th power tricks, LIKE JUMPING OVER ALL THE STAIRS! ZOMG!
We go back to Dylan's, I go to Eric's because I want to get something there. When Eric and I go back to Dylan's the door is locked. We tried for like 10 minutes to get his attention, but nothing worked. We went back to Eric's and got a hold of him on AIM. We then goto sleep at Dylan's.
We wake up late the next morning and start out late. We stopped at Eric's bank so he could get monies. I proceed to chase the seagulls outside while waiting. KA CAAAAW. We get on the road and do the usual. Yell at people out the windows, wave at cars, etc... I tell the goof troop about Psychocotic Ass Murderers.
We get there and play some games. Everyone is happy to see me because I'm mothafuckin Boxman. I play my tournament match and I **** some guy really hard with Meta Knight. He gets up and leaves, later he doesn't play his loser's bracket match. LOL. I scrub out the rest of Barlw because I sux at it and I hate camping in a game where that is the main strategy.
Melee starts I **** the first 2 matches. I have a very close game with Eve. I beat his Luigi first round on Dreamland. Game 2 he goes Fox. I'm ahead 2 stocks to 1, he has high percent. I mess up and miss my kill opportunity and ARRRGRH, so mad at myself =/
I then play MattDotPhoney, **** his ass. Play Skler, get ***** by his ass. 7th, personal best. Somewhere in here Neil hits on girls working at McDonalds. I enter Brawl Doubles but sux poo. On the ride home we do the chef laugh and have a jolly good time while chatting with Darcey and Milkykins on the phone.
Props:
7th
Dylan ****** as usual
A HUR HUR HUR HUR
Taco Bell
Free Quesadillas
Melee KKrew
Slops:
Losing to Eve when I had a chance to win
3 hour car ride
gas costs
toast
BTW, I hear Drephen hate bread.
