Masahiro Sakurai: Each Time I Am Asked to Add Geno to Smash Bros, I Delay the Release by One Day

[Onomanic]

http://www.p4rgaming.com/masahiro-s...to-smash-bros-i-delay-the-release-by-one-day/

Welp. Looks like old Geno is never getting into a Smash game.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Whoa is this serious? This will get closed, but might wanna post this in the Geno thread.

Also: Geno de-confirmed. Badly.

 

[FalKoopa]

Inb4lock

Anyways, that "threat" is the work of a troll. No developer would in a thousand years say something like that.

 

[Frostwraith]

That site is satirical. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

 

[Gene]

Mega Man is gonna be next.

 

[Pazzo.]

Mega Man is gonna be next.

OBJECTION!!!!! XD

Anyway, this looks fake.

 

[BluePikmin11]

That hardly relates to any game development. Sakurai isn't that cruel.

 

[Diddy Kong]

[Laughs]

 

[Curious Villager]

Thank you, I had a good laugh reading this. xb

 

[Fastblade5035]

Yeah, looks fake.

In reality, Sakurai would simply state;
"Were you expecting Geno? *laughs* "

 

[FalKoopa]

"I don’t want to lose the ability to use my arm because I keep opening letters expecting a fan’s praise about Kid Icarus: Uprising and instead getting some stupid note saying include Geno please."

This line debunks it.

 

[BluePikmin11]

This line debunks it.

This article is the opposite of Sakurai's character.

 

[Frostwraith]

Anyone with half a brain immediately notices that it's a fake article.

 

[FlareHabanero]

Anyone with half a brain immediately notices that it's a fake article.

Read my signature, there's a reason why so many people are falling for this.

 

[Frostwraith]

Read my signature, there's a reason why so many people are falling for this.

Truer words were never spoken before.

 

[Robert of Normandy]

Anyone with half a brain immediately notices that it's a fake article.

Well not everyone has that much brain.

 

[Demna]

Sakurai would definitely never say such words, nor any other smart game producer.

The decision has been finalized:

 

[Guybrush20X6]

It sounds like an old joke that Gabe Newell delays Half Life 3 every day a joke about his weight is made (and thus it'll never come out). Makes it obvious

 

[Ultinarok]

Read my signature, there's a reason why so many people are falling for this.

That's why he doesn't fight for people. He fights for his friends.

 

[Vintage Creep]

Anyway this would be awesome if real.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

Poor Sakurai, this is really, really hilarious. I don't though really approve of writing stuff under his name, especially stupid articles like this.

Dear God, calm waves are roughing up folks. Pack your bags, we're going sailing for the fandumb ahead.

 

[Frostwraith]

Spoiler

Poor Sakurai, this is really, really hilarious. I don't though really approve of writing stuff under his name, especially stupid articles like this.

Dear God, calm waves are roughing up folks. Pack your bags, we're going sailing for the fandumb ahead.

It's supposed to be satire. That whole site is satirical. Check the other articles there and you will see.

 

[~ Valkyrie ~]

It's supposed to be satire. That whole site is satirical. Check the other articles there and you will see.

Hooo, I see. (-lAl-)

 

[N3ON]

This is honestly the tip of the iceberg. Get ready for a steady stream of false quotes from Sakurai in the upcoming months, many of which will be a hell of a lot more believable than this. I can't wait.