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UberMario

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Make up a random saying. The goal is to make it hilarious enough that another poster laughs. (Basically it's the same as You Laugh, You Lose but with quotes instead of pictures)

Don't use someone else's, you should be able to make up a sentence by yourself.


Start!

"Your doom has been provoked by space shuttles."
 

smashfan666

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gregh... grakatu (greghatadaga daargh)

*okay, here goes (i can't believe i'm trying to do something coherent outside translation or hilarious zombiese councidence)*

ghuugh...

24...
 

Clownbot

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If this Forum Game were milk, it would be sitting out for a few days and...

Y'know what? F:(ck it.
 

StinkomanFan

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"DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie."

I win
 

UberMario

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That was funny actually in a strange way. (How do you misspell OLDER, among other things)

"You know you're in trouble if you've stolen adhesive medical strips."

The post below . . . *facepalm* Look at the rules.
 

smashfan666

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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrerghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrar"frerghrarghrergdreck".

*if you say "fhgqwgads" in zombiese, it's frerghrarghrergdreck*
 

smashfan666

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celebrate earf day! earf injured, injured bad...
 

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After curing the farm boy of his AIDS, Jesus smiled and spoke to his desciples:

"fgjklsdsf"
 

smashfan666

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how do you make time fly?

YOU THROW A CLOCK OUT TEH WINDOW!
 

1048576

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Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

Mr.-0

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How was that funny?

I'm the thing that's in your toilet every day.
 

Fuelbi

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The reason why girls watch the jonas brothers is because they wear purity rings which makes them into whores with their christian undertones
 

Mr.-0

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Okay, that almost got em thier.

TFS dragon ball Z abridged. Ha, that must of got you now.
 

Mr.-0

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I won... that was fun...


does the moon go to sleep?


I have a VERY dry sense of humor when i've just recently won something.
 

smashfan666

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random guy: "and then the killer murdured the coppers!"

me: "meh..."

random guy: "he impaled his hook into the chief of police!"

me: "(snores)"

random guy: "and then he shot his coffee cup!"

me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
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