Lucas does not have a bat.

[rct1rules]

It is a stick. >_> *runs*

 

[Jihnsius]

He does, he just left it at home because he wanted to humiliate the rest of the cast by beating them with a stick.

"But he ran from Ness in SSE!"

Mindgames.

 

[GofG]

This thread should be stickied.

Right now.

5 stars.

 

[MTFFFG]

GofG "This thread should be stickied.

Right now.

5 stars."

i second that notion.................................. not

 

[Kirin]

He does, he just left it at home because he wanted to humiliate the rest of the cast by beating them with a stick.

"But he ran from Ness in SSE!"

Mindgames.

This post is full of win.

 

[Hardcorenesser]

you just wasted 3 seconds of my life jerk

 

[Warriors]

don't mock the stick
the stick is sick
if i had to pick
it would be the stick
it packs a kick
and its more quick

 

[Jihnsius]

don't mock the stick
the stick is sick
if i had to pick
it would be the stick
it packs a kick
and its more quick

You have rhyme but you lack meter.

 

[Levitas]

The meter can be incorporated with a couple small changes. Warriors could have said:

Don't mock the stick
The stick is sick
If I must pick
Then it's the stick
It packs a kick
And it's more quick

And the meter would be intact. Also sticks are for people who wanted bats but grew up in a rural town where there aren't any bats for some reason.

 

[Vandom6]

Ness and Lucas's Conversation:

Ness: *points to Samus* Hey Lucas. Hit that?
Lucas: Yea, I'd hit that...WITH A STICK! *fsmash Samus's Power Suit falls off*
Lucas: HOSHI-*plasma whip'd*

 

[Kidochi]

the thing that surprises me though...


it doesn't break =P

so its all good.

 

[Batteries]

the thing that surprises me though...


it doesn't break =P

so its all good.

It's a thick stick.

 

[cba]

Ness and Lucas's Conversation:

Ness: *points to Samus* Hey Lucas. Hit that?
Lucas: Yea, I'd hit that...WITH A STICK! *fsmash Samus's Power Suit falls off*
Lucas: HOSHI-*plasma whip'd*

lol XDXDXDXD
this was funny, my little cousin didnt understand it at all. lol
'i'd hit that(MERCYLESS)'

 

[GofG]

Bump. This thread deserves to stay at the top. I hope the OP comes back to share more wisdom with us.

 

[Rupus]

No, this thread does not deserve to stay at the top.

The replies here are all spam, so I'm just going to close this topic.