YourTooSlow
Smash Apprentice
Finals are over, school no longer has me by the testicles, so this means I have time to get ***** with no lube in some smash.
I am proficient in choosing a character and talking $h1T, but as far as playing goes, im horrible and should seriously consider ending my own life based on the sole fact that I can't get good at any smash games for the life of me.
But I digress.
I pick sonic in all 3 smash games cause I've been jock riding that blue b4st4rd since 1991. Whats there not to like about him? Hes always naked except for shoes and scrunchy socks. He has no dong but for some reason gets mad hunnies, AND...when he does the thing with his finger..you know..the wavey thing where he props up and squints with one eye and oscillates his index like a pompous son of a *****...i wet my pants.
Im not the type that gets sand in my v4g!na when I lose, scheduled biweekly therapy provides enough of an outlet for every depressing pathetic modality in my life...so im a good sport!
Lets fcuking do this.
8====D ~ ~ ~ ( . Y . )
I am proficient in choosing a character and talking $h1T, but as far as playing goes, im horrible and should seriously consider ending my own life based on the sole fact that I can't get good at any smash games for the life of me.
But I digress.
I pick sonic in all 3 smash games cause I've been jock riding that blue b4st4rd since 1991. Whats there not to like about him? Hes always naked except for shoes and scrunchy socks. He has no dong but for some reason gets mad hunnies, AND...when he does the thing with his finger..you know..the wavey thing where he props up and squints with one eye and oscillates his index like a pompous son of a *****...i wet my pants.
Im not the type that gets sand in my v4g!na when I lose, scheduled biweekly therapy provides enough of an outlet for every depressing pathetic modality in my life...so im a good sport!
Lets fcuking do this.
8====D ~ ~ ~ ( . Y . )
