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LOLOL Gun Threat!

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Toasty!

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We went to McDonalds yesterday because we had Free Food (Anything you want). Well, we took a while ordering and this white hillbilly (San Antonio is mostly hispanic and black) and he says to the cashier "What's takin so fu*kin long? I'm AMERICAN!! Born and raised in this city!" and she goes "Don't cuss. We can kick you out. Would you like that?". Well he complains some more, I'm laughing my face off right next to him. Well, they make him leave, and as hes leaving he yells, "Dun be suprised if I come back with a Machine Gun!" and I go, "I bet you can't afford one." (not to him of course.) So we see him leave on a fricken BIKE! They call the cops, who chase him down on his bike back to the McDonalds and tackle him in the parking lot. I almost choked.

Klan members are so funny.
 

Sariku

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LMAO. That would be so funny to see. But you never told us the WHOLE STORY. What did you order.. -twitch- I must... know... WAS IT CRACKERS!?
 

Sariku

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Heck Yes They Do! Lol, it would of been even funnier if he said "Don't make me get my cracker launcher on you..." Lmao, that would be hilarious.
 

Luigi Ka-master

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Lol, man, that guy sounds way awesome.

I wish I was cool enough to do something like that.

XD, a machine gun, too good.
 

Kai_

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I love it how you witness these riots and the best part is, you have nothing to do with it!

Front row seats, free ticketless entertainment.
 

Bedi Vegeta

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Ok, I'm closing this unless anybody has something to add other than "LOL that was funny!"
 

Nike.

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yea, I'm a native to SA-Town, and the thought of a white guy of all people saying this makes me roflmao!
 
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