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Vinnie275

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Are rumored to control the world.

I found evidence linking the serpent of Eden to the Egyptians and the Nahtzees in ancient Sumerian Texts that I cross referenced with the Bible passages of the same era.

Non-political Hollywood is constantly trying to tell us they exist.
Money-hollywood is constantly denying the existence of the "Illuminati/Bohemian Grove/Annunaki/The Agenda/Lizard Shape Shifters" etc whatever you want to call them.

Apparently only communists are not under their control.

Taxes are in fact illlegal in America, and only exist illegallly to support embeslement that is funneled into The Agenda.

How interesting, right?

Sounds like BS I know. Try studying it.

Keywords:
Bohemian Grove
Ancient Canaan Legends: Rahab in Egypt
Ancient Sumerian Legends: Rahab
Iraq war weapons buisness
Politician lizard men


Sometimes I fear for my life when I poast this stuff.
I'd rather die on my feet fighting lizards then live kneeling before them.
 

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Don't forget to add that the lizardmen are interdimensional, it really helps put things together in a sort of Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory.
 

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It's great to be ignorant until you see stuff like this.

http://www.ncsl.org/realid/
This one scares the Christians. Red flagged by religious groups as the Mark of the Beast.
Christian Theology states the only two sins that will eternally bar you from heaven (no repentence) are suicide, as you cannot repent, and taking the mark of the beast.
Scares people like you and me because for increased security*, it destroys any privacy you have (As the Real I.D. progresses it will track more and more information).

*Makes you feel secure that all your information is stored in a single database monitored by people you don't know and 100% crackable by international credit thieves or anyone else? It will take your security as well.

http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/view.jsp?artid=70&letter=R&search=demon
This website references the relation of Egypt to the "tannin/Rahab".
In the Hebrew bible, Genesis 1, It says God created "Tannin", not sea creatures or humans. Curious that the Bible and ancient sumerian text both describe the Annunaki "Lizard Men" being created, and enslaving the Hebrews.
(Why are snakes adorning the Phaoroh's headress? Why do lizards and snakes adorn such a large amount of intricate artifacts from Egypt? They make good mascots?

http://www.vibrani.com/Anunnaki.htm
A biased Annunaki website. Of course un-open minded fellows like yourselves will disregard anything it says without study. Do not take what it says at face value, either. Always check your sources.

http://www.pufoin.com/pufoin_perspective/nibiru.php
Excerpt from site
"...Well, many of the Native American prophecies tend to point to the year 2012. The Mayan calendar ends in 2012. The Hopi Prophecy Rock points to a certain path we must travel, etc. The Inca prophecies also point to around 2012. They speak of the coming of the next density of existence. We've been able to extrapolate that this will be a time of ascension. This ascension isn't too dissimilar to the "catching up" or the "rapture" as spoken of in the Bible. Those who've become spiritually awakened (aware of their place in the Universe) will ascend into the next plain of existence. Those who are still bound by the ways of the creators and the materialistic world will be left to see the return of the Anunnaki (the end of their 3600 year cycle). These people will see great changes in the Earth because of the influence of Nibiru. They will also see great battles between the Anunnaki and the Humans of Earth. The prediction of 1000 years of peace may only come about at the hands of the benevolent alien beings currently helping us to advance our level of technology.

It would make sense that we will see huge advancements over the next few years as we approach this 2012 deadline. It would also make sense to consider that anytime from now through 2012 that the Anunnaki may be close enough to actually travel in ships to Earth in limited numbers. It would make sense for them to assume that not much has changed since their previous visit. To those who come in advance of their planet, their discoveries may be quite unique. It may even be an Anunnaki who is the "anti-Christ". It would make sense that the Anunnaki would choose the region of former Mesopotamia (modern Iraq) for their return. The predictions speak of the anti-Christ coming from this region and gaining power in the European Union. It speaks of nations coming against Israel.

On a side note, it adds a new light to why the United States and its allies chose to attack Iraq at this time in our history. Are they perhaps preparing for the return of the Anunnaki?

Our nations are working on space based initiatives for planetary defense. Ronald Reagan spoke of threats from outside of this world in one of his speeches. He was the first to suggest a space based missile system (Star Wars). It would seem that our Government's are already interacting with Aliens. Look at the advancement in our technology over the past 100 years. Are we being prepped for Armageddon? ..."



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Clever myth? Legend has roots in truth, an old saying goes.
Don't go study it for yourself though. Believe exactly want they want you to hear.
 

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No guys, Zapdos is right. I'm positive I saw a lizard man today.

Not sure if it had anything to do with Halloween or not.
 

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This whole thread confuses me.

You'd think that if there were "Lizard Men", someone would have seen them by now. Pictures would be all over the internet.
 

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The lizard men control the world. Surely they could silence anyone who attempts to expose their rule? Any time even hints of their control of the world emerge on the internet, you'd better believe they're gone before it spreads.

I've seen some Lizardman operations in my time, and I expect the internet tubes that represent Smashboards to be gone by tomorrow.
 

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While you make a good point, Kitten, I'm still not convinced. I mean, if they destroy any information hinting at their control of the world, why has this thread not been closed by a Lizard Man moderator?

Call me skeptical, but I do not believe that Lizard Men control the world.
 

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As of 6:50:15 P.M. EST on October 31, 2007, this thread has 40 views after being up for over 12 hours. The lizard men now have an opportunity to use this thread, specifically the posters, to their advantage. Not only that, but the recent change in time(it was called Daylight Savings Time in 2007) may also be used to confuse people even more than they already are. Take all this and the above posts, and you have potential for the greatest failure in history. No matter how cunning the strategist may be, there will always be exposure to their plan (which is often intentional, mind you).
 

Cs_Nexus

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I must say!

Zapdos can you really temp people into researching this... try this!

Hey! Children and Adults alike if you enjoyed ______ then you'll love this exciting movie, CHECK IT OUT!!!

www.zeitgeistmovie.com
or search for it on the web.

I must say! This IS the movie, that has been, fueling almost everyones thoughts of becoming more knowledgeable of there world.

OLD STORY GOES:
Anunaki (those from the heavens to earth) came,
gave knowledge, bred with earthlings to make slaves!
they are from Nibiru a 10th planet, called Planet X by scientists.

PS. someone said if lizard men existed there would be pictures all over the internet!
A: We look like them, the Anunaki bred with us. They shape shift just like people master debate... while no ones looking... DUH!!!!
 

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Zapdos can you really temp people into researching this... try this!

Hey! Children and Adults alike if you enjoyed ______ then you'll love this exciting movie, CHECK IT OUT!!!

www.zeitgeistmovie.com
or search for it on the web.

I must say! This IS the movie, that has been, fueling almost everyones thoughts of becoming more knowledgeable of there world.

OLD STORY GOES:
Anunaki (those from the heavens to earth) came,
gave knowledge, bred with earthlings to make slaves!
they are from Nibiru a 10th planet, called Planet X by scientists.

PS. someone said if lizard men existed there would be pictures all over the internet!
A: We look like them, the Anunaki bred with us. They shape shift just like people master debate... while no ones looking... DUH!!!!


Best movie ever! I never laughed so hard at the conspiracy theory parodies.
 

Cs_Nexus

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I forgot to mention..

Storyline: to get you up to speed.

These people in high power are all friends and related. Lizards or not?

JUST last Sept. 2007 a UF student was Arrested and tazed for asking John Kerry if he was in the same secret society as President Bush in college.

Dont Tase Me, Bro

watch something other than combo videos?
 

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PS. someone said if lizard men existed there would be pictures all over the internet!
A: We look like them, the Anunaki bred with us. They shape shift just like people master debate... while no ones looking... DUH!!!!
Yes, but we all have heard stories about people being caught masturbating. And I'm sure there are pictures of people masturbating (I haven't seen them).

So why hasn't a single lizard man been caught?
 

Cs_Nexus

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Yes, but we all have heard stories about people being caught masturbating. And I'm sure there are pictures of people masturbating (I haven't seen them).

So why hasn't a single lizard man been caught?
They have, their lizard parents walk in all the time I am sure of it!

also in our brains the main area that controls our instinct is most similar to that of a lizards
 

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Are rumored to control the world.

I found evidence linking the serpent of Eden to the Egyptians and the Nahtzees in ancient Sumerian Texts that I cross referenced with the Bible passages of the same era.

Non-political Hollywood is constantly trying to tell us they exist.
Money-hollywood is constantly denying the existence of the "Illuminati/Bohemian Grove/Annunaki/The Agenda/Lizard Shape Shifters" etc whatever you want to call them.

Apparently only communists are not under their control.

Taxes are in fact illlegal in America, and only exist illegallly to support embeslement that is funneled into The Agenda.

How interesting, right?

Sounds like BS I know. Try studying it.

Keywords:
Bohemian Grove
Ancient Canaan Legends: Rahab in Egypt
Ancient Sumerian Legends: Rahab
Iraq war weapons buisness
Politician lizard men


Sometimes I fear for my life when I poast this stuff.
I'd rather die on my feet fighting lizards then live kneeling before them.

Oh of course, the entire war industry is run by a select few. Mainly the Illuminati - Dont forget theyve truthfully and historically tried to conquer the world 3 times yet.

They existed, and do exist dont let Hollywood tell you otherwise, for the first historical reference, type in Bavarian Illuminati anywhere, or read Angels and Demons.

Lizard man thing Im skeptical about. I belive that extraterrestrials walk among us, but I belive bush and most of the modern day politicians are just fools, not aliens.

Ever wonder why the Iraq war went through even though bush didnt get permittion from the U.N. and we never found WoMDs? Its conspiracy, the groups running the world behind closed doors.

All you see is not reality people, wake up

I agree 90% with this person
 

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Are rumored to control the world.

I found evidence linking the serpent of Eden to the Egyptians and the Nahtzees in ancient Sumerian Texts that I cross referenced with the Bible passages of the same era.

Non-political Hollywood is constantly trying to tell us they exist.
Money-hollywood is constantly denying the existence of the "Illuminati/Bohemian Grove/Annunaki/The Agenda/Lizard Shape Shifters" etc whatever you want to call them.

Apparently only communists are not under their control.

Taxes are in fact illlegal in America, and only exist illegallly to support embeslement that is funneled into The Agenda.

How interesting, right?

Sounds like BS I know. Try studying it.

Keywords:
Bohemian Grove
Ancient Canaan Legends: Rahab in Egypt
Ancient Sumerian Legends: Rahab
Iraq war weapons buisness
Politician lizard men


Sometimes I fear for my life when I poast this stuff.
I'd rather die on my feet fighting lizards then live kneeling before them.

Oh of course, the entire war industry is run by a select few. Mainly the Illuminati - Dont forget theyve truthfully and historically tried to conquer the world 3 times yet.

They existed, and do exist dont let Hollywood tell you otherwise, for the first historical reference, type in Bavarian Illuminati anywhere, or read Angels and Demons.

Lizard man thing Im skeptical about. I belive that extraterrestrials walk among us, but I belive bush and most of the modern day politicians are just fools, not aliens.

Ever wonder why the Iraq war went through even though bush didnt get permittion from the U.N. and we never found WoMDs? Its conspiracy, the groups running the world behind closed doors.

All you see is not reality people, wake up

I agree 90% with this person

Also he said he fears for his life when posting this. I wouldnt blame him, many people have been gunned down by supposed mad-men in history, when in fact they were killed because people didnt want them to spread information or ideas. By people I mean a group of people.
(Another person who ought to fear for his lif is Dan Brown. They may find him soon im afriaid.)

John Lenin's killer, as well as JFK's were both found with a book called Through My Mind's Eye on their person. Authorities passed this off as coincidence. TMME is an Illuminati book of hypnosis.

They give it to someone, assign them a certan number of words, pages and paragraphs a night, and by the time they finish reading all they assign, they will do what one asks them no question. Truth. They wont remember a thing.

John lenin's killer still has no recolection of what happened the day he shot him.

On the extraterrestrial note, I dont believe the Egyptians built the yranmids themselves, judging by various paintings, hieroglyphics in the pyramids who portray various figures with a halo behind their head, and the talk of them ascending from the heavens, telling the egyptians they will return in a millenia, and then leaving mysteriously, theres no doubt in my mind.

Call me crazy, call me naive, I call myself a truth-seeker
 

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If this would happen, I would call the Green Berets to blow them up, or blow me up before I suffer from utter fear and pain from Anti-Christ or something of the sort. ^_^

PLus... We have more technology than people think, not everything can be safe enough to be released to the public..

Although that will probably be the end of everything, we will ultimately cause out downfall as Man watches their own doom..

Coinscidence?
 

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Lizard Men? Crab People?
You are all insane!

Earth's real threat..

is man-bear-pig
 

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I saw that tase video that was funny.  The suit behind the fuzz was signaling to kill the video feed before he even finished asking his question. I think the you could not be prepared to react so quickly unless you had been trained to detain someone using the few key words he said before the suit reacted. :)
 

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Lizard men are causing global warming so they have more energy to move and whatever oither secret lizard-men stuff they do.
 

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Those theories are nothing more than smokes and mirrors.
There is no such thing as Lizard men or Global warming.

Only Man-Bear-Pig.


Crab people DO exist, but they hardly pose a threat.
 

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YOU FOOLS! Didn't you read John Hodgman's super truth-filled "The Areas of my Expertise?" The true threat is actually far more threatening, and truer. Mole men. Think about it! Think about it.

Also, hobos.
 

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Just wondering: When you say "Lizard Men", or "Mole Men", does that include Lizard and Mole Women, too?

Or do men have all the power in the super-secret cabals, too?
 

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Just wondering: When you say "Lizard Men", or "Mole Men", does that include Lizard and Mole Women, too?

Or do men have all the power in the super-secret cabals, too?
I think your problem in understanding is that when "men" is used its similar to the meaning "people".
Well one theory is that the lizards live 20 miles under the Earths crust. They also feed on young children... think about all the missing children each year and no bodies recovered??

So I think someone might have mixed moles with that of the lizard people.

In reference to lizards, is most related to the dna + instincts of them to us.
 

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lizard men? what about the jellyfish manbeasts???
I agree with Mic, that Zietgeist was the most well-constructed parody I've ever seen! I wonder what the production costs were? You can tell the authors did their research!
you know, all this junk about something that looks kinda like another thing which references something in another language which points to a building here which has a clue to an ancient secret in this manuscript which PROVES LIZARD MEN EXIST is like a really boring scavenger hunt.
Nibiru don exits!
 

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from http://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=53273

The Sumerians were the first recorded culture to have written language, libraries, musical instruments, irrigation domesticated animals and plants, and the list goes on and on. They also are said by historians to have appeared "suddenly." The story of creation as recorded in Genesis is taken from the Sumerians.

There is no doubt in my mind that the Sumerian culture (as all more recent cultures) are alien/human hybrids. There is absolutely no scientific evidence that explains the sudden evolution of all of these characteristics of civilization.

Think about this: Since modern man has virtually no hair when compared with all other hominids and roughly 1/3 the body strength of gorillas, apes, chimps etc.....how could natural selection account for this? Why would natural selection cause ancient man to mutate or evolve into a hairless creature that needed clothing?

Why would we lose 1/3 of our body strength if we were hunting, gathering, planting tilling and building great structures with no technology other than our physical strength?

How did a cave man decide one day that if took completely indigestible grasses and replanted only the most tender seed and also taught his ancestors to do this for hundreds or thousands of generations that we would end up with wheat? They forgot to mention genetic engineering by the cave men in the Gieco commercials.

How did we (they) turn wolves into poodles?

Evolution explains none of this. Alien intervention does.

The Sumerians are fascinating. They are, no doubt the first hybrids that are taught about in the universities today.

So to answer the first question on this thread: “has anybody noticed any similarities between reptilians and malevolent sumerian dieties? They strike me as having similar characteristics, and I'm probably imagining it, but I kindsay feel that the two are related...”

Maybe related in another sense of the word that you hadn’t considered?
 

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This Balducci is the Pope's lead exorcist and UFO guy. from http://www.lifetechnology.org/blog/2006/09/stairway-to-heaven.html

...As Balducci told Sitchin, even if intelligent spacefaring humanoids exist, "in spite of what some people think, we would be in a position to reconcile their existence with the Redemption that Christ has brought us." This statement alone, coming from the Vatican, is incredible. How would this reconciliation be possible? According to Balducci's statements, it hinges on seeing these space travelers as some form of angelic beings - rather than as demons. Are we witnessing the evolution of the Vatican's modern genealogy of the angelic kingdom? A kinder, gentler Vatican that believes there are no bad apples on the angelic family tree?...
 

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Actually not to joke to hard you Must read poast above...
Sumerians also were the first known culture to have printing presses...

Basically science shows a gap in "evolution" so for those non-creationist...
evolution of man, that is (bipedals), has a missing link that pretty much is solved if you apply the idea that something, like zapdos said,"Alien intervention..." happened.

One thing I thought about last night was... I know 100% that alot of thing are being rediscovered... not discovered for the first time... why is, pre-Christianity, knowledge so unknown...
its a little after 2000, now double that to make 4000, now take 4000 and thats how old before christ this knowledge is.
 

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Actually not to joke to hard you Must read poast above...
Sumerians also were the first known culture to have printing presses...

Basically science shows a gap in "evolution" so for those non-creationist...
evolution of man, that is (bipedals), has a missing link that pretty much is solved if you apply the idea that something, like zapdos said,"Alien intervention..." happened.

One thing I thought about last night was... I know 100% that alot of thing are being rediscovered... not discovered for the first time... why is, pre-Christianity, knowledge so unknown...
its a little after 2000, now double that to make 4000, now take 4000 and thats how old before christ this knowledge is.
that doesn't even make sense lol, the missing link had nothing to do with civilization. it involved evolution of early man. and it isn't really applicable anymore, anyway.
ps: the Sumerians never had printing presses. They wrote on clay.
 

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that doesn't even make sense lol, the missing link had nothing to do with civilization. it involved evolution of early man. and it isn't really applicable anymore, anyway.
ps: the Sumerians never had printing presses. They wrote on clay.
Since the earliest annals of time humans have recorded their progress on leaves, rocks, stone walls, cave reliefs, clay, the ground, ANYTHING that they could write upon.

Sumerians weren't like, "Oh hey guys, stop writing on that cave wall. D'uh, we're sumerians, we only use clay."
I'm pretty sure they had printing presses too, from the lizard aliens that gave them technology.
 
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