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[smokebomb12]

If I may.

300 pages of the Link boards.

 

[Dumbfire]

Wow the ******ry these last few pages is really uncontested holy cow it's making me sick

 

[link7]

HO HO! Well played sir.

How to kiss Zelda in your dreams:
Step one - show up on real/nonreal/schrodinger's Island.

Step two - deal with a pet chain chomp

Step three - Zelda appears and cue the song Quiet Whisper by George Michael.

Darn it dude, I missed seeing posts like this. Good to have you back.

@ Elessar , I'm breaking down and liking the above post. They at least tried.

 

[skydogc]

If I may.
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300 pages of the Link boards.

"LINKS!! What is your profession!?"
"HIYAAAAAAA!!!"

 

[ama99]

Wow the ******** these last few pages is really uncontested holy chit it's making me sick

Thing like this.

If I may.
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300 pages of the Link boards.

and this.

"LINKS!! What is your profession!?"
"HIYAAAAAAA!!!"

The garbage keeps piling up unless it is cleaned.

 

[Zelkam]

What have I done?

 

[ama99]

@ smokebomb12

I am here to confess my unwavering love for you.

[Foxy edit: Don't push it.] y not I love him?

 

[Dumbfire]

I never cease to be amazed by the wisdom of adolescent Japanese girls.

 

[Be_Mild]

*****posts Un-ironically*
*Reaps meaningless internet points*

Oh how I love Reddit SmashBoards.

Skydog made me chuckle though.

 

[Dumbfire]

Here Shin’s posts are with amazement read
They called him evil when they found his shed;
They are all like serpents in the grass,
For truly learnèd ones to go and pass.
They slander only ‘cause they don’t themselves possess;
And to hide the disappointments that they would feign suppress.
They snarl at faults too great for average players
Dejecting the men who answered our prayers!
They try to lessen his powers and slander in disguise
Until the pages of social are filled with fearful lies.

History now will repeat itself: the frauds decried
They hurt too much, they’ll be swept aside.
They will never hold so severe a blast:
Let us hope they live and die as fast.
The last ones only stayed for days
Before they mingled in their favorite ways.
They fled the boards at last without a sigh
And died as gently as old lambs would die:
The once remaining said the newbies aim was blest,
But who can tell? They never know the best.
Links less learned read and marveled as they read
Yet it is not they who righteous caused led –
‘Twas ArkiveZero, fond of truer talk:
Yet he never found it in his lonely walks;
But there’s one secret which he failed to keep:
All those who clutter must be brought to sleep.
Be as it may, he left and boards fell in decay:
And now we know who has been called away.
Even the old mains who around him spread
(Who dressed like Hyrule Hero’s final stead)
Did not stay among the boards to grow
But went down with him, way below.
Then some verses hid by social’s page
Found some release from its first cage
To be wrote down by those who care
And dare go into Link his sacred lair:
“Let us honour him whose sudden birth
Was so great he trampled our earth:
He may be gone, but that first stem
Rests here with buds as bright as them.
We have put them on probation
Yet they could not learn the way.
Get out now, it’s your last station –
Count your blessings – time to pray.”

 

[smokebomb12]

What the **** did I just witness?

 

[ama99]

What the **** did I just witness?

Love.

 

[skydogc]

What the **** did I just witness?

The warning for the rider on the pale horse?

 

[smokebomb12]

That video physically and mentally hit me.

 

[Dumbfire]

Last time I was physically hit by a video was when my mother threw my old porno tapes at me. Good thing they've gone digital.

 

[Zelkam]

@Foxy I'm not sure what it's like in Australia, but here in America gay marriage is all well and good so you shouldn't get in-between Ama and his new-found love.

 

[skydogc]

Last time I was physically hit by a video was when my mother threw my old porno tapes at me. Good thing they've gone digital.

I'd think that'd be worse - rather than a video, wouldn't you get smashed (HA THE NAME OF THE GAME) by a whole desktop?

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

The real question is what sort of porn was on those tapes? It's a rare thing to have something of such quality to justify keeping a working VHS in your home.

It must've been something rare, and special. I wonder how many candles were extinguished to produce such a tape.

 

[Be_Mild]

I wonder how many candles were extinguished to produce such a tape.

Shin wondering the right things.
What's even a good answer? 4? 20? 69? I must know!

 

[Elessar]

Shin, you have made my day once more, bravo.

This last page is becoming more homelike.

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

What good is an Uncle who can't make his family feel at home? Now it's time for @ Dumbfire to make my day and share the content of those tapes.

 

[Dumbfire]

They involved Sanchez and his anime girlfriend, underground stuff

[inappropriate content]

 

[ShinTwist ScreamPaste]

...I regret ever asking.

Burn it. Burn it and scatter the ashes to the corners of the Earth. Have a drifter piss on them, sacrifice the drifter to the Link boards and pour a circle of his blood around where ashes are laid.

 

[ShinnyMetal]

Oh, yes. Do not worry Professor Ganondorf is on the case, here to teach all that happened within all Hyrule's History.
Such a shame that your "Heroes" don't even know what they are fighting for.

My friends? Am I...am I fighting for my friends?!

 

[skydogc]

...I regret ever asking.

Burn it. Burn it and scatter the ashes to the corners of the Earth. Have a drifter piss on them, sacrifice the drifter to the Link boards and pour a circle of his blood around where ashes are laid.

Not often I've ever said this, but I share the exact same feelings on this subject with Shin.
Now if you'll excuse me, if you hear screaming from my direction, I'm going to be bleaching my eyeballs till the pain subsides.

 

[Benishigure]

I've been wondering for the longest time...

What exactly is in Uncle Shin's shed?

 

[skydogc]

I've been wondering for the longest time...

What exactly is in Uncle Shin's shed?

A tea party and My Little Pony toys. Sure.

 

[Vonzar the Soulrender]

That video physically and mentally hit me.

I must admit that I'm pretty partial to this video [No]

Makes me laugh every time.

 

[Be_Mild]

I've been wondering for the longest time...

What exactly is in Uncle Shin's shed?

I thought you said you lurked these boards... I still shudder at the thought.

 

[Elessar]

Guys, I missed you all. You warm me so that I fool myself into believing I have a heart. Alas, I do not. I sacrificed it to the elder gods long ago for some cookies.

 

[Zelkam]

I thought you said you lurked these boards... I still shudder at the thought.

Many have lurked these boards and never laid eyes upon the contents of Shin's shed. To be invited into Shin's shed is a privilege.

 

[skydogc]

Many have lurked these boards and never laid eyes upon the contents of Shin's shed. To be invited into Shin's shed is a privilege.

Shhhh. Don't tell them. Remember, there's a truth about Shin's shed....

 

[Be_Mild]

privilege.

Going blind is not a privilege.

 

[Benishigure]

Many have lurked these boards and never laid eyes upon the contents of Shin's shed. To be invited into Shin's shed is a privilege.

Eaux

I was gonna ask if I could have a free tour around Uncle Shin's shed but I guess not.

How do I earn this privilege?

 

[Elessar]

Going blind is not a privilege.

It is depending on what you've seen.

I think it's time to revive the Link Boards' very own domestic meme. What say you @ ShinTwist ScreamPaste ? ARE your up for the task?

 

[Be_Mild]

Eaux

I was gonna ask if I could have a free tour around Uncle Shin's shed but I guess not.

How do I earn this privilege?

This is how people go missing.

 

[Elessar]

This is how people go missing.

For the better of all human kind. The day of the rope is coming, isn't it @ Vonzar the Soulrender ?

 

[Soldner Kei]

Link boards sure have changed, but I'll go with the "probably I'm too old for this ****" option and keep posting anyway.

As a veteran who doesn't play this game competitively anymore, I lurk these boards because I don't have much to contribute to the metagame, as for a Link main is better to stay silent than spread misinformation, something a casul is bound to do. But I still care for what for a few years was my home. Brawl was such a bad game but Link mains made it worth it.

That said... I just have slight idea of what Shin's Shed is. P:

 

[Dumbfire]

Sometimes, sometimes...

 

[skydogc]

This is how people go missing.

This is how civilizations go missing.