I was laughing. If that happens, well, oh boy. Cut Sonic! Nerf Greninja to balance Sheik! Make the hoo-hah juggle on uair... and OHKO on dthrow. And the 'nado OHKOs as well. Note to self: Don't hire that "phreak" guy. He's bananas.
Nah I talked to a guy who knows Sakurai and he gave me a list:
-Hoo Hah kills at 10%
-Nado is unblockable and has no endlag
-Greninja devolves and becomes a Frokie
-More pointless Shulk buffs
-Smashville becomes Brinstar Depths
-Luigi's dair always spikes
-Diddy has infinite bananas
-Sonic regains double jump after each spin dash
-Marth dies of nerf cancer and is removed from the game
-Pikachu has infinite quick attacks
-DDD Gordo cannot be sent back at him
-Bowser doesn't die until 999%
-Falcon becomes a Super Sayain and can fly.
-Lucario Aura is always max and he is always in his Mega form
-Dr. Mario becomes as fast as Mario and his cape has lift and his fsmash has more range.
-Mario Siesmic toss auto kills Bowser because Super Mario 64 was awesome.
-Wii Fit became more pale and has hitboxes now
-Gannon can't die, you have to seal him by gathering all 8 pieces of the triforce first. Then you can take a stock
-Zelda transforms into Shiek when you taunt and vice versa
-Bfish kills at 50%
-Link and Toon Link have rapid fire arrows, bombs float in mid air.
-Yoshi egg roll is a recovery and has super armor
-All of DK moves have super armor and cannot be blocks
-Little Mac can fly
-ROB evolves into WALL-E
-Mr. Game and Watch will always 9 you.
-Wario fart auto charged to max and cannot be kncoked off bike.
-Ike and Robin switch swords. Ike always has Levin Sword.
-Lucina reveals herself as the true Marth! THE PLOT TWISTS!
-Mewtwo is like yo wassup guys? I'm back in dis ***** and ma roll is only 33 frames now!
-Pac-Man is always in is Final Smash firm
-Ness can auto recover. By pressing b after PK Thunder, he launches.
-Pit and Dark Pit fight to the death and Dark Pit wins because Pit sucks at life so he isn't in the game anymore
-Palutena Celestial Flare, Jump Glide, and Super Speed are her defaults. Fair kills at 100%
-Samus can rapid fire like in Metroid Prime and has Plasma Beam, Spazer, Ice Beam, and all her hax upgrades. Also infinite screw attack.
-Zero Suit takes off all her clothes.
-Peach gets kidnapped
-Charizard us replaced by PT
-Mega Man has infinite Mega Buster shots and Rush tackles you if you get to close. Also Leaf Shield does something.
-Goku confirmed
Best patch ever!