Okay, after a long day (18-3) of sweeping the Smogon Ladder with a weird team, I got some funny warstories to post cuz i'm bored.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
nojohns sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
pokemon120 sent out gold beatle (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
gold beatle used Swords Dance.
gold beatle's attack was sharply raised.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
gold beatle lost 100% of its health.
gold beatle hung on using its Focus Sash!
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
gold beatle used Protect.
gold beatle protected itself!
Heatran used Earth Power.
gold beatle protected itself!
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
gold beatle used Baton Pass.
pokemon120 switched in dash (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Heatran used Hidden Power.
dash lost 28% of its health.
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dash used Superpower.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 100% of its health.
Heatran hung on using its Focus Sash!
dash's attack was lowered.
dash's defence was lowered.
dash lost 10% of its health.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
dash lost 63% of its health.
pokemon120's dash fainted.
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pokemon120 switched in gold beatle (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
gold beatle used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 18% of its health.
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
gold beatle used Protect.
gold beatle protected itself!
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
gold beatle protected itself!
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
gold beatle lost 0% of its health.
pokemon120's gold beatle fainted.
---
pokemon120 switched in something else (lvl 100 Rotom-c).
nojohns switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
something else used Trick.
Heatran obtained Choice Specs!
---
pokemon120 switched in magnet (lvl 100 Zapdos).
magnet is exerting its pressure!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
magnet lost 76% of its health.
magnet's leftovers restored its health a little!
magnet restored 6% of its health.
---
magnet used Roost.
magnet restored 50% of its health.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
magnet lost 75% of its health.
magnet was burned!
magnet's leftovers restored its health a little!
magnet restored 6% of its health.
magnet was hurt by its burn!
magnet lost 11% of its health.
pokemon120's magnet fainted.
---
nojohns: <3 you
pokemon120: what
nojohns: nuthin
pokemon120 switched in the wind (lvl 100 Suicune).
the wind is exerting its pressure!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
the wind lost 39% of its health.
the wind used Hydro Pump.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 0% of its health.
nojohns's Heatran fainted.
the wind lost 10% of its health.
---
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
the wind used Tailwind.
The tailwind blew from behind your team!
Scizor used X-Scissor.
the wind lost 51% of its health.
pokemon120's the wind fainted.
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pokemon120 switched in something else (lvl 100 Rotom-c).
something else used Hidden Power.
Scizor lost 28% of its health.
Scizor used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
something else lost 47% of its health.
---
something else used Hidden Power.
Scizor lost 25% of its health.
Scizor used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
something else lost 44% of its health.
Your team's tailwind petered out!
---
nojohns switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
something else used Thunderbolt.
Azelf lost 69% of its health.
---
Azelf used Fire Punch.
something else lost 9% of its health.
pokemon120's something else fainted.
---
pokemon120 switched in breaker (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
breaker's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
nojohns switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
breaker used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 100% of its health.
nojohns's Lucario fainted.
breaker lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
nojohns switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used U-turn.
It's super effective!
breaker lost 69% of its health.
nojohns switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
breaker used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 42% of its health.
The Occa Berry weakened Fire Blast's power!
breaker lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
breaker lost 11% of its health.
pokemon120's breaker fainted.
nojohns wins!
nojohns: xD
nojohns: gg
pokemon120: no it wasnt
pokemon120 has left the room.
nojohns: lol
nojohns: i <3 you too
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
flygoner8 sent out Richard Nixon (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
nojohns sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
nojohns switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Richard Nixon used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 13% of its health.
---
Richard Nixon used U-turn.
Metagross lost 16% of its health.
flygoner8 switched in Grover Clevland (lvl 100 Lickilicky ?).
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Grover Clevland lost 56% of its health.
---
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Grover Clevland lost 44% of its health.
flygoner8's Grover Clevland fainted.
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flygoner8 switched in Tauros (lvl 100 Tauros ?).
Tauros used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 58% of its health.
Tauros lost 10% of its health.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Tauros lost 74% of its health.
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
A critical hit!
Tauros lost 16% of its health.
flygoner8's Tauros fainted.
---
flygoner8 switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Metagross used Explosion.
Snorlax lost 100% of its health.
flygoner8's Snorlax fainted.
nojohns's Metagross fainted.
---
nojohns: <3
flygoner8 switched in Richard Nixon (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
nojohns switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Richard Nixon used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 17% of its health.
---
Richard Nixon used Brick Break.
Scizor lost 24% of its health.
Scizor used U-turn.
A critical hit!
Richard Nixon lost 100% of its health.
flygoner8's Richard Nixon fainted.
nojohns switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
---
flygoner8 switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Togekiss lost 54% of its health.
Togekiss was burned!
Togekiss's Lum Berry cured its Burn!
Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
---
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Togekiss lost 46% of its health.
flygoner8's Togekiss fainted.
---
flygoner8 switched in Barack Obama (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Barack Obama used Hypnosis.
Barack Obama's attack missed!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Barack Obama lost 100% of its health.
flygoner8's Barack Obama fainted.
nojohns wins!
flygoner8 has left the room.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
nojohns sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
temok sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 100% of its health.
temok's Metagross fainted.
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temok switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 100% of its health.
temok's Gyarados fainted.
---
temok switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Scizor lost 100% of its health.
temok's Scizor fainted.
---
temok switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Latias used Draco Meteor.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 47% of its health.
Latias's special attack was harshly lowered.
Latias lost 10% of its health.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 54% of its health.
---
Latias used Draco Meteor.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 23% of its health.
Latias's special attack was harshly lowered.
Latias lost 10% of its health.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 26% of its health.
temok's Latias fainted.
---
temok: gg
nojohns: gg
temok switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 30% of its health.
nojohns's Heatran fainted.
---
temok: lol forgot about this guys hp
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Scizor lost 100% of its health.
nojohns's Scizor fainted.
---
nojohns switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 35% of its health.
The Occa Berry weakened Flamethrower's power!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Azelf lost 75% of its health.
Metagross's attack was raised.
Azelf's leftovers restored its health a little!
Azelf restored 6% of its health.
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
Azelf lost 31% of its health.
temok's Azelf fainted.
---
temok switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 65% of its health.
nojohns's Metagross fainted.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
---
nojohns switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 90% of its health.
temok's Salamence fainted.
nojohns wins!
temok has left the room.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
nojohns sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
pokemon120 sent out gold beatle (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
gold beatle used Swords Dance.
gold beatle's attack was sharply raised.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
gold beatle lost 100% of its health.
gold beatle hung on using its Focus Sash!
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
gold beatle used Protect.
gold beatle protected itself!
Heatran used Earth Power.
gold beatle protected itself!
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
gold beatle used Baton Pass.
pokemon120 switched in dash (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).
Heatran used Hidden Power.
dash lost 28% of its health.
---
dash used Superpower.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 100% of its health.
Heatran hung on using its Focus Sash!
dash's attack was lowered.
dash's defence was lowered.
dash lost 10% of its health.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
dash lost 63% of its health.
pokemon120's dash fainted.
---
pokemon120 switched in gold beatle (lvl 100 Ninjask ?).
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
gold beatle used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 18% of its health.
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
gold beatle used Protect.
gold beatle protected itself!
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
gold beatle protected itself!
gold beatle's Speed Boost raised its speed!
---
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
gold beatle lost 0% of its health.
pokemon120's gold beatle fainted.
---
pokemon120 switched in something else (lvl 100 Rotom-c).
nojohns switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
something else used Trick.
Heatran obtained Choice Specs!
---
pokemon120 switched in magnet (lvl 100 Zapdos).
magnet is exerting its pressure!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
magnet lost 76% of its health.
magnet's leftovers restored its health a little!
magnet restored 6% of its health.
---
magnet used Roost.
magnet restored 50% of its health.
Heatran used Fire Blast.
magnet lost 75% of its health.
magnet was burned!
magnet's leftovers restored its health a little!
magnet restored 6% of its health.
magnet was hurt by its burn!
magnet lost 11% of its health.
pokemon120's magnet fainted.
---
nojohns: <3 you
pokemon120: what
nojohns: nuthin
pokemon120 switched in the wind (lvl 100 Suicune).
the wind is exerting its pressure!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's not very effective...
the wind lost 39% of its health.
the wind used Hydro Pump.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 0% of its health.
nojohns's Heatran fainted.
the wind lost 10% of its health.
---
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
the wind used Tailwind.
The tailwind blew from behind your team!
Scizor used X-Scissor.
the wind lost 51% of its health.
pokemon120's the wind fainted.
---
pokemon120 switched in something else (lvl 100 Rotom-c).
something else used Hidden Power.
Scizor lost 28% of its health.
Scizor used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
something else lost 47% of its health.
---
something else used Hidden Power.
Scizor lost 25% of its health.
Scizor used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
something else lost 44% of its health.
Your team's tailwind petered out!
---
nojohns switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
something else used Thunderbolt.
Azelf lost 69% of its health.
---
Azelf used Fire Punch.
something else lost 9% of its health.
pokemon120's something else fainted.
---
pokemon120 switched in breaker (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
breaker's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
nojohns switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
breaker used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Lucario lost 100% of its health.
nojohns's Lucario fainted.
breaker lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
nojohns switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used U-turn.
It's super effective!
breaker lost 69% of its health.
nojohns switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
breaker used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 42% of its health.
The Occa Berry weakened Fire Blast's power!
breaker lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
breaker lost 11% of its health.
pokemon120's breaker fainted.
nojohns wins!
nojohns: xD
nojohns: gg
pokemon120: no it wasnt
pokemon120 has left the room.
nojohns: lol
nojohns: i <3 you too
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
flygoner8 sent out Richard Nixon (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
nojohns sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
nojohns switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Richard Nixon used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 13% of its health.
---
Richard Nixon used U-turn.
Metagross lost 16% of its health.
flygoner8 switched in Grover Clevland (lvl 100 Lickilicky ?).
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Grover Clevland lost 56% of its health.
---
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Grover Clevland lost 44% of its health.
flygoner8's Grover Clevland fainted.
---
flygoner8 switched in Tauros (lvl 100 Tauros ?).
Tauros used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 58% of its health.
Tauros lost 10% of its health.
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Tauros lost 74% of its health.
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
A critical hit!
Tauros lost 16% of its health.
flygoner8's Tauros fainted.
---
flygoner8 switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).
Metagross used Explosion.
Snorlax lost 100% of its health.
flygoner8's Snorlax fainted.
nojohns's Metagross fainted.
---
nojohns: <3
flygoner8 switched in Richard Nixon (lvl 100 Ambipom ?).
nojohns switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Richard Nixon used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 17% of its health.
---
Richard Nixon used Brick Break.
Scizor lost 24% of its health.
Scizor used U-turn.
A critical hit!
Richard Nixon lost 100% of its health.
flygoner8's Richard Nixon fainted.
nojohns switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
---
flygoner8 switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Togekiss lost 54% of its health.
Togekiss was burned!
Togekiss's Lum Berry cured its Burn!
Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
---
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Togekiss lost 46% of its health.
flygoner8's Togekiss fainted.
---
flygoner8 switched in Barack Obama (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Barack Obama used Hypnosis.
Barack Obama's attack missed!
Heatran used Fire Blast.
Barack Obama lost 100% of its health.
flygoner8's Barack Obama fainted.
nojohns wins!
flygoner8 has left the room.
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause
nojohns sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
temok sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 100% of its health.
temok's Metagross fainted.
---
temok switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ?).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
Heatran used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Gyarados lost 100% of its health.
temok's Gyarados fainted.
---
temok switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Heatran used Fire Blast.
It's super effective!
Scizor lost 100% of its health.
temok's Scizor fainted.
---
temok switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias ?).
Latias used Draco Meteor.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 47% of its health.
Latias's special attack was harshly lowered.
Latias lost 10% of its health.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 54% of its health.
---
Latias used Draco Meteor.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 23% of its health.
Latias's special attack was harshly lowered.
Latias lost 10% of its health.
Heatran used Dragon Pulse.
It's super effective!
Latias lost 26% of its health.
temok's Latias fainted.
---
temok: gg
nojohns: gg
temok switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Heatran lost 30% of its health.
nojohns's Heatran fainted.
---
temok: lol forgot about this guys hp
nojohns switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Scizor lost 100% of its health.
nojohns's Scizor fainted.
---
nojohns switched in Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 35% of its health.
The Occa Berry weakened Flamethrower's power!
Metagross used Meteor Mash.
Azelf lost 75% of its health.
Metagross's attack was raised.
Azelf's leftovers restored its health a little!
Azelf restored 6% of its health.
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
Azelf lost 31% of its health.
temok's Azelf fainted.
---
temok switched in Salamence (lvl 100 Salamence ?).
Salamence used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 65% of its health.
nojohns's Metagross fainted.
Salamence lost 10% of its health.
---
nojohns switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Ice Punch.
It's super effective!
Salamence lost 90% of its health.
temok's Salamence fainted.
nojohns wins!
temok has left the room.
