Zook
Perpetual Lazy Bum
Well, on Fridays, study hall get's pretty boring. So, in my boredom, I wrote this really bad rap....
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Yeah, we're the enemies of the pink ball!
Hopefully, one of us will make it into Brawl!
Yup, it's, the baddies of Dream Land!
Spokin' pot and gettin' high every chance we can!
Hey, yo, G, my name is Waddle Dee!
The most pleniful of all of us, certainly!
The people on my hitlist are all over the map!
Yet Kirby kills us off like peices of crap...
I'm a pimpin' dude, my name is Sir Kibble!
I intimidate and kill with my blade, fo' shizzle!
I go around slicing, just me and my homes!
But when I mess with kirby, I get owned...
Yeah, we're the enemies of the pink ball!
Hopefully, one of us will make it into Brawl!
Yup, it's, the baddies of Dream Land!
Spokin' pot and gettin' high every chance we can!
Yo, my name is Crash, and I'm really da bomb!
Don't look now, but I'm ******* your mom!
When I detonate, everything gets roasted!
But when face Kirby, I get toasted...
Yeah, I'm a Rocky, all red and round!
I've played with people all night, all over the town!
When I turn to stone, I'm invincible, that's that!
But when I meat up with Kirby, I break my back...
Yeah, we're the enemies of the pink ball!
Hopefully, one of us will make it into Brawl!
Yup, it's, the baddies of Dream Land!
Spokin' pot and gettin' high every chance we can!
Hey, yo, *****, I'm a Pichu!
I may not be a Kirby baddy, but I'm bad*** cute!
I don't take no ****, and you've got some luck,
'cause I'm taking out my Ekans and I'm ready to ****!
Hey! Hey! Oh! Oh!
Let's take our game to Smash!
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____________________________________
Yeah, we're the enemies of the pink ball!
Hopefully, one of us will make it into Brawl!
Yup, it's, the baddies of Dream Land!
Spokin' pot and gettin' high every chance we can!
Hey, yo, G, my name is Waddle Dee!
The most pleniful of all of us, certainly!
The people on my hitlist are all over the map!
Yet Kirby kills us off like peices of crap...
I'm a pimpin' dude, my name is Sir Kibble!
I intimidate and kill with my blade, fo' shizzle!
I go around slicing, just me and my homes!
But when I mess with kirby, I get owned...
Yeah, we're the enemies of the pink ball!
Hopefully, one of us will make it into Brawl!
Yup, it's, the baddies of Dream Land!
Spokin' pot and gettin' high every chance we can!
Yo, my name is Crash, and I'm really da bomb!
Don't look now, but I'm ******* your mom!
When I detonate, everything gets roasted!
But when face Kirby, I get toasted...
Yeah, I'm a Rocky, all red and round!
I've played with people all night, all over the town!
When I turn to stone, I'm invincible, that's that!
But when I meat up with Kirby, I break my back...
Yeah, we're the enemies of the pink ball!
Hopefully, one of us will make it into Brawl!
Yup, it's, the baddies of Dream Land!
Spokin' pot and gettin' high every chance we can!
Hey, yo, *****, I'm a Pichu!
I may not be a Kirby baddy, but I'm bad*** cute!
I don't take no ****, and you've got some luck,
'cause I'm taking out my Ekans and I'm ready to ****!
Hey! Hey! Oh! Oh!
Let's take our game to Smash!
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