King John; it's lame to blame... stuff

[bottles vs mumbo]

****. cant play with him. he thinks no items on fd is boring

 

[dj_pwn1423]

A friend of mine(not very), who knows ATs, but somehow cant get the scrubiness of himself for some reason, ALWAYS gets mad when he loses. he always comes up with something.

Him: Lucario is freaking overpowered.
Me: err... you main pit....
Him: He is not as cheap as people say, you wouldnt know, you havent played him enoguh, I have.
Me: you are right thats why nobody uses him /sarcasm.
Him: Dude everyone uses lucario and they are cheapasses
Me: Barely anyone does (kind of a half lie, but meh >_>)
Him: Thats just an excuse people use to be cheap.
*facepalm?

its even worse when he runs out of excuse johns.

Him: Just say it I suck!(totally serius face)
Me: no you dont (trying to be nice?)
Him: Then why do I keep loosing argh!!
*incredible awkward silence*

I kinda "forget" about telling him about tourneys because he really annoys the players with his "suggestions" and because he doesn't shut up.

so basically he thinks his the **** but he sucks, or as he likes to say "I suck but I'm not supposed to"

 

[Empy]

I have one friend that keeps saying that Melee is better, while he lost every match there, even if I used my 5th or 6th character. (I even sometimes won when I let him pick my character). And he only uses his main, ever. Anyway, now every once in a while he still wins some matches, mostly cuz I'm Ike and he's Wolf and some stages make that near impossible. So everytime he goes "Brawl is just stupid" I really want to start Melee and 3-4 stock him every match by just using Sheik or Falcon.

 

[kotahlicious]

About Battleship Halberd.

"The ship in the background distracts me."

(actually this happened to me once...)

same thing with my sister but final destination not halbred she goes we cant play here the back ground distracts me.

 

[Devil7]

I would have won if you kept playing the same character. My friend who always plays mario.

 

[Kikuichimonji]

- "My contact fell out"

Hey, shut up. That really sucks

 

[gunterrsmash01]

I was playing this kid over Brawl wifi on allisbrawl.com, and he said " i was losing cause i was watching naruto."

after i beat him so more times he said "i have to know u think ur better than me for me to be at my fullest". i proceeded to beat him some more.... sigh