Jr Bowser

[Davy Jones]

If Jr Bowser is Bowser's son, than who's Jr's Mother?

 

[Zook]

Your mom.

Yes, that's right. I said it. Your mother 'bumped uglies' with Bowser. Haha. You must feel so disgraced.

 

[Pit 42]

Since when did you return to the forums, Zook?

 

[Davy Jones]

Your mom.

Yes, that's right. I said it. Your mother 'bumped uglies' with Bowser. Haha. You must feel so disgraced.

I think you should be banned for this...

 

[Jammer]

Well, in Super Mario Sunshine, Bowser said it was Peach.

Personally, I think he was lying, because Peach didn't remember it, and you think you'd remember having sex with a giant spiky turtle. Then again, maybe Bowser used a date **** drug on her.

Also, you'd probably remember giving birth to a small spiky turtle baby. And, if the Mario Party games are to be believed, it wasn't just one: triplets!

But I wouldn't know, 'cause I'm not a girl.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

I think you should be banned for this...

I don't; there have been much worse things said around here then his joke.

Also, in Mario Sunshine, it was later revealed that Peach wasn't his mom.

As for myself, I think whomever had the Koopalings from SM3 had JR, then left Bowser for... someone...

 

[Zantetsu2]

The game is fictional. A lot of fictional games and cartoons don't make sense most of the time. Examples :

• In a majority of cartoons the characters wear the same clothing all the time.
• In cartoons when people get hit by trains, anvils, etc. they survive afterwards.
• Animals talk

And there is a ton more that can be mentioned. The main point of fictional games/cartoons are entertainment. Theres no need for it to be real.

 

[Jammer]

• In a majority of cartoons the characters wear the same clothing all the time.
• In cartoons when people get hit by trains, anvils, etc. they survive afterwards.
• Animals talk

I don't know what you're talking about.

I wear the same clothes every day. I've been hit by buses and bowling balls and fallen out of tall trees without injury. And I did it while I wasn't on LSD.

I talk to animals. They talk back. They tell me to kill people.

Especially people who say they can't talk.

 

[Crimson King]

Yea, we don't need this. Character Specific room, maybe?