Jokes

[A~Kid/ToonethLinkage]

This is s simple thread. Just come up with the best joke you have and post it here. :D

 

[1UPChris]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife just died of terminal cancer."

kthxbai

 

[A~Kid/ToonethLinkage]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife just died of terminal cancer."

kthxbai

lol
WOW I need to put 10 characters.

 

[POKE40]

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife...

America once tried to make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s*** from nobody.

Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas, its still printing.

Chuck Norris has been on Mars, that's why there is no life there.

Google'd em'
Hahaha these are hilarious

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

one i thought up. yo momma is so dumb she told you a yo momma joke

 

[HawaiianJigglyPuff]

-Knock Knock
*Who's there?
-The police. Your parents have just been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? ---> a pilot.

 

[Crimson King]

Creative Minds implies you create your own jokes.