Jokes 2.0

[TheFifthMan]

<tgr> i told my girlfriend that she's "math girl, doer of math: unable to integrate with society, only with functions of x"
<tgr> and guys, this is why she's my girlfriend. she said:
<tgr> "i could do a u substitution..."

And then there's always "I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves" or the alternative "I wish I was your integral so I can lie under your curves"

 

[TheFifthMan]

double post delete please x_X

 

[AltF4]

I wish I were your second derivative so I can explore your concavities.

 

[Schweppes]

I wish you were my third derivative so you could jerk me? >_>

 

[Bailey]

You + Me + a bed + Trojans = 1?

 

[AltF4]

Lol, anytime anyone makes an edit to a post, you should put "For great justice" under the reason. That should be a forum-wide fad. It would be too good.

 

[Bailey]

It is going to be an epidemic

 

[AltF4]

Everyone.

Spoiler

****it. The boards won't let me post a single word. Fine, then. I'll type a full sentence too. But I'll put it in spoiler tags so nobody will notice... nobody will notice...

 

[Lesheik]

I made this one up: What do you call a chinese prostitute?

Spoiler

Bling Bling

 

[Foxman15]

A geisha? That's not funny.

 

[fluffy]

A geisha? That's not funny.

geishas are japanese you racist a**hole

 

[pikachun00b7]

What about Asian jokes?

Yes.
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[Sandy]

Where do send a Jew with Attention Deficit Disorder?

Concentration Camp