BigShad
Smash Journeyman
Not many people know about this red-capped, Italian jumper, but let’s face it, Mario is THE character who should be in Smash Switch before anyone else. Shantae? Shovel Knight? Kunio? Green Mario? King K. Rool? Sans Undertale? That other character you and everyone else wants in?! Nah fam, none of those pale in comparison. Except for Ridley, but he's practically confirmed by this point.
But who, exactly, is Mario? Why, who else could he be but…
The one and only plumber from Brooklyn!
“But wait, you dumb ass! Mario’s always been in Smash ever since Smash 64! And the Smash Switch promo even shows his silhouette!”
AHA! Another tool for the Sakurailluminati, I see! Well, allow me to dissect that “footage” and show you why you’re wrong! THIS IS WHAT MASSIVE HERO (OR SHOULD I SAY VILLAIN) SAMURAI DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW!
As you know, the footage shows about a good second’s worth of a shadowy figure with a cap and a smiley moustache face. Many have speculated this shadow to be the plumber/doctor/referee/…
/Nintendo Mascot (take good note!) in the flesh, but open your eyes people! Can’t you see! The silhouette clearly belongs to…
GRAND DAD!
That’s right, and that’s why that Ika Musume from Nickelodeon was looking at the Smash logo with horror on the Nintendo Direct reveal! She knows! Much like Sakurai’s been playing indie games, he’s also been playing bootlegs and looking at dead 9gag tier Vinesauce memes! See now?! He plans on replacing Mario with the very representative for Chinese bootlegs himself! This is an atrocity, and must be stopped! Support Mario for Smash Switch, or else the series will meet its grand finale!
But who, exactly, is Mario? Why, who else could he be but…
The one and only plumber from Brooklyn!
“But wait, you dumb ass! Mario’s always been in Smash ever since Smash 64! And the Smash Switch promo even shows his silhouette!”
AHA! Another tool for the Sakurailluminati, I see! Well, allow me to dissect that “footage” and show you why you’re wrong! THIS IS WHAT MASSIVE HERO (OR SHOULD I SAY VILLAIN) SAMURAI DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW!
As you know, the footage shows about a good second’s worth of a shadowy figure with a cap and a smiley moustache face. Many have speculated this shadow to be the plumber/doctor/referee/…
/Nintendo Mascot (take good note!) in the flesh, but open your eyes people! Can’t you see! The silhouette clearly belongs to…
Large Proof said:
GRAND DAD!
That’s right, and that’s why that Ika Musume from Nickelodeon was looking at the Smash logo with horror on the Nintendo Direct reveal! She knows! Much like Sakurai’s been playing indie games, he’s also been playing bootlegs and looking at dead 9gag tier Vinesauce memes! See now?! He plans on replacing Mario with the very representative for Chinese bootlegs himself! This is an atrocity, and must be stopped! Support Mario for Smash Switch, or else the series will meet its grand finale!
Captain Lou said:“Support me, or you’ll realize it’s April Fool’s Day before you die. Please.”
ur mom lol