***The linked "dissertation" is a hoax***
Go to the link and press control A. It will reveal some hidden text from the author saying he just made all that crap up to mess with people. It is right where his rant appears to end.
(Posted from the hidden text)
SPOILERS: If you are pissed because I insulted a polygon model, then congratulations, you just got trolled.
SPOILERS II: If you need sarcasm tags when I refer to technology in MGS,(the land of nanomachines and walking dead people) then congratulations, you have ADD.
SPOILERS III: If you actually think that this topic is a crucial part of the story and that the retcon god would actually include details in the game about it, then congratulations, you fail at Metal Gear. Goback2 Halo.
SPOILERS IV: This article is an experiment conducted by JD to test if Metal Gear fans can over-analyze something pointless and change their perception of the game's story because of their conclusion.
SPOILERS V: If you feel the need to defend the existence of a character's *****, you yourself have doubts about your masculinity.
SPOILERS VI: There might be a sequel to this article... I see... An article explaining how some games are actually VR...Maybe the whole Raiden being Link thing should come first...
Besides, Snake's gotta pee, you know?
