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I'm Leaving

Zook

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I'm realizing that I've been spending way too much time of my computer, and have decided that I'm going to leave this site forever.

First, though, I'll make one last shout out to my favorite things here:

THE PIT STOP, the very heart of our site, where the most witty of members roam in peace.

GENERAL BRAWL DISCUSSION, for enlightening me on why Planking should be banned, shouldn't be banned, how broken Meta Knight is, how easy to beat Meta Knight is, how east to beat Meta Knight is with Yoshi, and how we should make a tier list for everything on the planet.

UNCLE MEAT, you were a cool dude.

MY FANCLUBS, for worshiping me.

Of course, there are some things I hate, too. Seeing as how I don't care if I get infracted or not (I'm leaving, you know), I'll take the time to flame them.

THE POKEMON CENTER: You guys suck. You always made fun of me, my family, and my pet dog, and forced me to do naughty things over a web cam so that you guys didn't beat me up. And you hated every sprite I tried to submit.


MIC_128 (the real one): You smell funny.

PINK REAPER: ...Nah, I'm just kidding. You're great.

AZUA:


THE ADMINISTRATION: WHY AM I NOT A SUPER MODERATOR?!

UNCLE KENNY: You left me. Why?


Then there were things I were completely indifferent to. I'll call them out:

MELEE MARTH BOARDS: I've never even been there.

~KAWAII BUNNY~: We've never met. But you have 'kawaii' in your name, which makes me want to hate you, but at the same time you seem pretty cool.

ARTWORK EMPORIUM: Pretty meh, to be honest.

And so, I leave. I hereby give my account to my good friend Zrky.

Later.
 

Teran

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But you haven't been :mad: bann'd :mad: yet! You never leave unless King Azua says so!
 

Teran

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Banananananana
 

Firus

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THE POKEMON CENTER: You guys suck. You always made fun of me, my family, and my pet dog, and forced me to do naughty things over a web cam so that you guys didn't beat me up. And you hated every sprite I tried to submit.
I hate you too. :(

It wasn't ENTIRELY obvious that this was an April Fool's joke until I read that part. =P
 

Circa

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I wasn't fully convinced it was a joke until I read the part about General Brawl Discussion.

GENERAL BRAWL DISCUSSION, for enlightening me on why Planking should be banned, shouldn't be banned, how broken Meta Knight is, how easy to beat Meta Knight is, how east to beat Meta Knight is with Yoshi, and how we should make a tier list for everything on the planet.
You can't learn anything from those arguments. :laugh:
 

rhan

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LMAO

I'm so glad I stumbled upon this blog. People make amazing posts.
 

Church

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Me: Tom is there juice in the fridge?

Tom: Yeah dude.

Me: ::looks into the fridge finding no juice::

Tom: APRIL FOOLS!!!
 
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He's not actually leaving, just an April Fools joke.
 

Teran

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Unnecessary bump is unnecessary.
 
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