Daxter
Smash Journeyman
I've been playing Smash since Melee, so I'm far from new to Smash Bros, but SSB3DS is the first one I've really tried to put time into. As it stands though, I'm an embarrassment to the community. I was going to main Yoshi, but I keep hearing talk about how overpowered he is and I really don't want to resort to cheap wins, so I've gone with Mario after playing a friend's Project M. Things aren't going well, to the tune of a win rate of less than 30%.
I've tried mimicking tactics and defending more than I used to, but somehow everyone knows exactly what I'm going to do before I even do it, or sometimes even before I know I'm doing it! They make every effort to taunt me when I go flying for the umpteenth time too.
- I've yet to clear Classic on 9.0 like everyone else.
- I can barely beat a level 8 computer, never mind level 9.
- My win rate as you've seen is laughably low.
- I can't even win For Fun games.
- I easily lose to the "Low Tier" characters, especially Ike and Megaman.
- I fall for the same tricks over and over again.
I have no idea what I'm doing wrong no matter how many times I watch the replays, and watching other players doesn't help because I can't replicate them or keep up with what they're doing. When I actually fight a battle I get nervous - I'm a naturally anxious person with low self esteem anyway - because I reallllllly don't want to lose, which only makes it worse when I inevitably lose. Fighting the computer won't help me against live opponents either; it behaves too aggressively compared to the real thing. So I'm stuck as a bad player for good?
EDIT: Things are getting worse. I've now lost 20 games in a row, all to low-tier characters and I haven't learned a thing. Am I too dumb for Smash Bros.?
I've tried mimicking tactics and defending more than I used to, but somehow everyone knows exactly what I'm going to do before I even do it, or sometimes even before I know I'm doing it! They make every effort to taunt me when I go flying for the umpteenth time too.
- I've yet to clear Classic on 9.0 like everyone else.
- I can barely beat a level 8 computer, never mind level 9.
- My win rate as you've seen is laughably low.
- I can't even win For Fun games.
- I easily lose to the "Low Tier" characters, especially Ike and Megaman.
- I fall for the same tricks over and over again.
I have no idea what I'm doing wrong no matter how many times I watch the replays, and watching other players doesn't help because I can't replicate them or keep up with what they're doing. When I actually fight a battle I get nervous - I'm a naturally anxious person with low self esteem anyway - because I reallllllly don't want to lose, which only makes it worse when I inevitably lose. Fighting the computer won't help me against live opponents either; it behaves too aggressively compared to the real thing. So I'm stuck as a bad player for good?
EDIT: Things are getting worse. I've now lost 20 games in a row, all to low-tier characters and I haven't learned a thing. Am I too dumb for Smash Bros.?
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