I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[Doc Monocle]

The police set out to search for Baby Ashley. Ashley leaves the building and starts searching around. Baby Ashley starts crying more loudly, and Ashley is able to hear her. She starts running towards the noise.

Red gets up and transforms into the broom. He starts flying high up and scanning the ground below for Morgantown. <Despite Red being a literal piece of wood, he is somehow able to hear, see, talk, and smell in broom form in the games >

Kaitlin finds Ashley.

Kaitlin: (♢Surprised to find her so quickly, she gives her the baby♢) ...I am going to be leaving the country soon... Or not so soon. Now is your chance to decide if you want to come.

 

[alexxxela]

Kaitlin finds Ashley.

Kaitlin: (♢Surprised to find her so quickly, she gives her the baby♢) ...I am going to be leaving the country soon... Or not so soon. Now is your chance to decide if you want to come.

Ashley cradles Baby Ashley and rocks her. "Why would I want to come?" she growls. "I need to find Red and go home."

"Home!" Baby Ashley repeats, still very upset.

Lenna: Why is she sad?

"She miss home bad...." Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley cradles Baby Ashley and rocks her. "Why would I want to come?" she growls. "I need to find Red and go home."

"Home!" Baby Ashley repeats, still very upset.

"She miss home bad...." Kaito says.

Lenna: Homesickness?

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley cradles Baby Ashley and rocks her. "Why would I want to come?" she growls. "I need to find Red and go home."

"Home!" Baby Ashley repeats, still very upset.

"She miss home bad...." Kaito says.

Ms. Princeton approaches.

Kaitlin: If that is what you want, I can't stop you. (Red flies by her head)... What!?

Princeton: There you are, young lady...

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Homesickness?

Kaito nods. "She wif Big Ashwee now....boff wanna come home...."

Ms. Princeton approaches.

Kaitlin: If that is what you want, I can't stop you. (Red flies by her head)... What!?

Princeton: There you are, young lady...

Red untransforms and runs over to Ashley. "Oh my god, Ashley!" he says. Ashley starts sobbing and picks him up. "I wanna go home!" she cries, ignoring Ms. Princeton. Baby Ashley cries with her and Red tries to console them.

 

[Doc Monocle]

Kaito nods. "She wif Big Ashwee now....boff wanna come home...."

Red untransforms and runs over to Ashley. "Oh my god, Ashley!" he says. Ashley starts sobbing and picks him up. "I wanna go home!" she cries, ignoring Ms. Princeton. Baby Ashley cries with her and Red tries to console them.

Kaitlin: Wow!

Princeton: What is this?

 

[alexxxela]

Kaitlin: Wow!

Princeton: What is this?

Ashley begins speaking more childishly. "Want home now!" she whines. Red hugs her. "It's okay, Ashley, we can go home......." he says. He turns to Kaitlin and Ms. Princeton. "What's been going on here?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

Ashley begins speaking more childishly. "Want home now!" she whines. Red hugs her. "It's okay, Ashley, we can go home......." he says. He turns to Kaitlin and Ms. Princeton. "What's been going on here?"

Ms. Princeton: (clears throat and straightens) I found her on my property hiding from a Ms. Kaitlin...

Kaitlin: That's me.

Princeton: Is that so? Is she your daughter?

Kaitlin: No. I was trying to help her, but I think she has a home to go to.

Princeton: But she has no parents!... (Red takes the Ashleys away while she talks).

 

[alexxxela]

Ms. Princeton: (clears throat and straightens) I found her on my property hiding from a Ms. Kaitlin...

Kaitlin: That's me.

Princeton: Is that so? Is she your daughter?

Kaitlin: No. I was trying to help her, but I think she has a home to go to.

Princeton: But she has no parents!... (Red takes the Ashleys away while she talks).

The Ashleys continue sobbing for a while. When Ashley calms down, Red takes a deep breath. "Listen, Ashley. We have a lot we need to talk about. About you strangling me," he says. Ashley hangs her head and buries her face in her hands. "You see, Ashley, I've never been able to discipline you very well. I've always been your servant, and even though we're friends, you often treat me like I'm nothing. It's not okay to hurt your friends or anyone else, and I feel like your behavior is my fault because I'm not able to be a proper parent to you," Red says. "What I think we should try out is you finding some adoptive parents, and try to live a normal life for a while. You don't have to stay with them forever, I just think it would be healthy for you and Baby Ashley to have some normal human parents to take care of you, and try to make you into a better person. If you really don't like it, I won't make you stay, and we'll try something different, okay?"

Ashley sits in silence for a very long time. "Fine," she mumbles. She walks over to Kaitlin. "I want to try living a normal life like you said before I ran away. I want to try having real parents."

 

[Yiptap]

Yiptap ...

Stranger: Ho, ho! That was awesome, man (disregarding the biker's death, and Red's endangerment). I'm Steve, from Haymaker Studios <Any coincidence with the name of a real studio is just that.> . I was looking for a consultant for a new Waluigi Land game. Who better than the Purple Wonder himself?

<Sorry I'm late, I was offline for a while>
Waluigi: Wahaha! That would be great! Yeah, I can be you marvelous consultant, Wah!

 

[Doc Monocle]

The Ashleys continue sobbing for a while. When Ashley calms down, Red takes a deep breath. "Listen, Ashley. We have a lot we need to talk about. About you strangling me," he says. Ashley hangs her head and buries her face in her hands. "You see, Ashley, I've never been able to discipline you very well. I've always been your servant, and even though we're friends, you often treat me like I'm nothing. It's not okay to hurt your friends or anyone else, and I feel like your behavior is my fault because I'm not able to be a proper parent to you," Red says. "What I think we should try out is you finding some adoptive parents, and try to live a normal life for a while. You don't have to stay with them forever, I just think it would be healthy for you and Baby Ashley to have some normal human parents to take care of you, and try to make you into a better person. If you really don't like it, I won't make you stay, and we'll try something different, okay?"

Ashley sits in silence for a very long time. "Fine," she mumbles. She walks over to Kaitlin. "I want to try living a normal life like you said before I ran away. I want to try having real parents."

<That was unexpected. It is important that you know that I was not 'bailing out' on the scenario. I simply roleplayed for a longer, continuous period than usual, so I became less thoughtful with the responses. Noticing this, I had to conclude the scene somehow, and I was not sure of the best way to do that. >

Kaitlin: (♢Confusion♢) I am glad you say so. Unfortunately, our only ticket out of here is a big cat's giant rocket kite (rolls her eyes at the thought).

<Sorry I'm late, I was offline for a while>
Waluigi: Wahaha! That would be great! Yeah, I can be you marvelous consultant, Wah!

<It is perfectly fine. There is no sense of late, really, as topics can be dropped off and picked up again. I shall admit, however, that I was concerned that you thought I said or did something offensive a while back. I often have trouble determining what I should or should not say or do to avoid hurt feelings, and generally am confused about what people interpret about what I say or do. As a result, you may notice that I do much apologizing in advance, use disclaimers, or may not say anything at all, and if I said anything in this post that was offensive, believe it or not, I cannot tell the difference, at least not without 'blurring the lines.'>

Stranger: Great! Name's Hayden Wilder (gives business card). You should drop by. We'll make the big bucks on this production!

 

[alexxxela]

<That was unexpected. It is important that you know that I was not 'bailing out' on the scenario. I simply roleplayed for a longer, continuous period than usual, so I became less thoughtful with the responses. Noticing this, I had to conclude the scene somehow, and I was not sure of the best way to do that. >

Kaitlin: (♢Confusion♢) I am glad you say so. Unfortunately, our only ticket out of here is a big cat's giant rocket kite (rolls her eyes at the thought).



<It is perfectly fine. There is no sense of late, really, as topics can be dropped off and picked up again. I shall admit, however, that I was concerned that you thought I said or did something offensive a while back. I often have trouble determining what I should or should not say or do to avoid hurt feelings, and generally am confused about what people interpret about what I say or do. As a result, you may notice that I do much apologizing in advance, use disclaimers, or may not say anything at all, and if I said anything in this post that was offensive, believe it or not, I cannot tell the difference, at least not without 'blurring the lines.'>

Stranger: Great! Name's Hayden Wilder (gives business card). You should drop by. We'll make the big bucks on this production!

"We could travel by broom," Ashley says, snapping her fingers. Red transforms into the aforementioned flying object and Ashley sits on him.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"We could travel by broom," Ashley says, snapping her fingers. Red transforms into the aforementioned flying object and Ashley sits on him.

ShyHo: Ready for bed, Kaito?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Ready for bed, Kaito?

Kaito nods and wipes his tears. "Big Ashwee said.....Big Ashwee said gonna wiv wif new pawents."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito nods and wipes his tears. "Big Ashwee said.....Big Ashwee said gonna wiv wif new pawents."

ShyHo: WHAT? Anyways, (ShyHo puts him in the crib and gives him his bottle)

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: WHAT? Anyways, (ShyHo puts him in the crib and gives him his bottle)

Kaito climbs out of his crib and hugs ShyHo. “It too much sadness…”

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito climbs out of his crib and hugs ShyHo. “It too much sadness…”

ShyHo: I suppose you could sleep with me and Lenna in our room tonight

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I suppose you could sleep with me and Lenna in our room tonight

Kaito starts crying again and runs out of the room. He then runs over to Lenna and starts babbling and whining.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito starts crying again and runs out of the room. He then runs over to Lenna and starts babbling and whining.

Lenna: What’s wrong?

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: What’s wrong?

“B-Big Ashwee gonna weave. She want to twy pawents,” Kaito says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

“B-Big Ashwee gonna weave. She want to twy pawents,” Kaito says.

Lenna: Is that right? She might be doing so because Red was never able to provide true care and discipline for her. Perhaps it’s for the better.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Is that right? She might be doing so because Red was never able to provide true care and discipline for her. Perhaps it’s for the better.

“Kaito feel bad cause she won’t be able to do what she wuvs,” Kaito says. “And Baby Ashwee vewwy sad and homesick.”

 

[KingBooGengar57]

“Kaito feel bad cause she won’t be able to do what she wuvs,” Kaito says. “And Baby Ashwee vewwy sad and homesick.”

Lenna: It could be for the better.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: It could be for the better.

“You miss da Ashwees?” Kaito asks.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

“You miss da Ashwees?” Kaito asks.

Lenna: I don’t know… on one hand, I miss their smiles and demeanor, no matter how violent it can be… on the other hand, our child is due to be born in a few weeks, and we will have to care for them.

 

[Doc Monocle]

"We could travel by broom," Ashley says, snapping her fingers. Red transforms into the aforementioned flying object and Ashley sits on him.

Kaitlin: Can Red handle all of us at once (She looks at his size)?

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: I don’t know… on one hand, I miss their smiles and demeanor, no matter how violent it can be… on the other hand, our child is due to be born in a few weeks, and we will have to care for them.

"Kaito wants to meet them weawwy bad," Kaito says. "Kaito thinks Baby Ashwee wants to come back home wifout Big Ashwee."

Kaitlin: Can Red handle all of us at once (She looks at his size)?

Ashley nods. "Yes, he can. He's only ever fallen when we've run out of spell power, which I have plenty of. I think."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Kaito wants to meet them weawwy bad," Kaito says. "Kaito thinks Baby Ashwee wants to come back home wifout Big Ashwee."

Ashley nods. "Yes, he can. He's only ever fallen when we've run out of spell power, which I have plenty of. I think."

Lenna: Maybe we will be able to arrange that.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Maybe we will be able to arrange that.

Kaito nods slowly and yawns. "Kaito stay wif Wenna tonight."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito nods slowly and yawns. "Kaito stay wif Wenna tonight."

Lenna: Alright.. (She and ShyHo fall asleep, with Kaito in the middle)

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Alright.. (She and ShyHo fall asleep, with Kaito in the middle)

Kaito falls asleep as well, resting his head on Lenna's arm.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito falls asleep as well, resting his head on Lenna's arm.

(The next morning, they wake up)
Lenna: Good morning, ShyHo.

 

[alexxxela]

(The next morning, they wake up)
Lenna: Good morning, ShyHo.

Kaito keeps sleeping and hugs Lenna.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito keeps sleeping and hugs Lenna.

Lenna: Oh… he’s still asleep.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Oh… he’s still asleep.

Kaito continues sleeping and Ashley calls Lenna. "Hello?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Kaito continues sleeping and Ashley calls Lenna. "Hello?"

Lenna: Hello, Ashley.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Hello, Ashley.

"Hi....." Ashley says. "I.....I'm going to try living with adopted parents for a while."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Hi....." Ashley says. "I.....I'm going to try living with adopted parents for a while."

Lenna: I know…

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: I know…

Baby Ashley starts audibly crying from Ashley's side. "I think she wants to talk to you," she says, handing her the phone.

"M-Mama!" Baby Ashley whines.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley starts audibly crying from Ashley's side. "I think she wants to talk to you," she says, handing her the phone.

"M-Mama!" Baby Ashley whines.

Lenna: What’s wrong, Baby Ashley?