I'm bored, so I made a roleplay.

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley ignores her and keeps trying to eat the cereal.

(Lenna feeds Baby Ashley with the spoon)

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna feeds Baby Ashley with the spoon)

When she's finished, Baby Ashley raises her arms to be picked up.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

When she's finished, Baby Ashley raises her arms to be picked up.

(Lenna picks her up)

 

[alexxxela]

(Lenna picks her up)

Baby Ashley smiles cutely at her.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Baby Ashley smiles cutely at her.

Lenna: What would you like next?

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: What would you like next?

"Go to park," Baby Ashley says. Just then, Ashley and Red arrive, with Ashley crying.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Go to park," Baby Ashley says. Just then, Ashley and Red arrive, with Ashley crying.

ShyHo: What the hell happened?

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: What the hell happened?

"She's having a tantrum because she wants Lenna," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"She's having a tantrum because she wants Lenna," Red says.

ShyHo: How about no? Lobotomy seems to be needed at this point.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: How about no? Lobotomy seems to be needed at this point.

Ashley runs over to Lenna and whines. "Really? We went to Dr. Mario, but all he did was eat spaghetti naked and threaten to beat her up," Red says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley runs over to Lenna and whines. "Really? We went to Dr. Mario, but all he did was eat spaghetti naked and threaten to beat her up," Red says.

ShyHo: Maybe we could make an older Ashley to help you guys. Maybe she can fix Ashley.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Maybe we could make an older Ashley to help you guys. Maybe she can fix Ashley.

"An older Ashley probably wouldn't care," Red says. "I don't know how she could help."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"An older Ashley probably wouldn't care," Red says. "I don't know how she could help."

ShyHo: She’d probably care about her younger selves. Let’s try it.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: She’d probably care about her younger selves. Let’s try it.

"I really don't want three Ashleys, ShyHo," Red says. "We should probably lobotomize her or put her in the psych ward."

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"I really don't want three Ashleys, ShyHo," Red says. "We should probably lobotomize her or put her in the psych ward."

ShyHo: Yeah, lobotomy looks like the best option.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Yeah, lobotomy looks like the best option.

Ashley tries to get Lenna to pick her up and keeps crying.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley tries to get Lenna to pick her up and keeps crying.

ShyHo: Ashley, Red’s going to take you to get a new set of spells.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: Ashley, Red’s going to take you to get a new set of spells.

"Nuh-uh. Staying wif Wenna," Ashley says. Baby Ashley whines, upset by Ashley's behavior.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Nuh-uh. Staying wif Wenna," Ashley says. Baby Ashley whines, upset by Ashley's behavior.

ShyHo: No. Lenna wants it too.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: No. Lenna wants it too.

Ashley keeps whining and Baby Ashley starts crying.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley keeps whining and Baby Ashley starts crying.

ShyHo: I’ll pick you up if you go with Red.

 

[alexxxela]

ShyHo: I’ll pick you up if you go with Red.

"Will go if Wenna comes too," Ashley says.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Will go if Wenna comes too," Ashley says.

Lenna: Alright, I will go.

 

[Doc Monocle]

General Hervon ( imperial general ) arrives at the palace with battered and exhausted troops.

Gen. Hervon: My liege (bows in pain)... We lost Wario Prime, and suffered too many casualties... (looks back at soldiers who struggle to stand). I am requesting more troops to renew the search.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Alright, I will go.

Red takes Lenna and Ashley to the hospital.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

General Hervon ( imperial general ) arrives at the palace with battered and exhausted troops.

Gen. Hervon: My liege (bows in pain)... We lost Wario Prime, and suffered too many casualties... (looks back at soldiers who struggle to stand). I am requesting more troops to renew the search.

ShyHo: Understood. (More troops are deployed) May I ask why it was so difficult?

 

[alexxxela]

Red approaches the receptionist. "Hello, where can we get lobotomy done?"

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Red approaches the receptionist. "Hello, where can we get lobotomy done?"

ShyHo: There’s a room over there. (She points to a room)

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Understood. (More troops are deployed)

Gen. Hervon: Thank you (limps out).


Random Soldier: I am retiring after this.

Another random soldier: Yeah... I am just now coming to grips with how wierd this world can be... Giant squid-platypus monsters... Giant snails with stinger missiles... Giant karate kittens... Giant yarn fibers... with stinger missiles... and now tiny people that have behemoth strength and near invincibility.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Gen. Hervon: Thank you (limps out).


Random Soldier: I am retiring after this.

Another random soldier: Yeah... I am just now coming to grips with how wierd this world can be... Giant squid-platypus monsters... Giant snails with stinger missiles... Giant karate kittens... Giant yarn fibers... with stinger missiles... and now tiny people that have behemoth strength and near invincibility.

ShyHo: Maybe he has a weakness... like Superman. Other imperial governments have gotten ahold of particularly radioactive materials. Do you think that it might weaken him?

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Maybe he has a weakness... like Superman.

Hervon: (stops in his tracks)... My lord? We've used state-of-the-art weapons. All we can do now is hopefully develop new tactics that are effective. All we've done with bullets is give him a tooth-ache. Explosives are... Colonel...

Colonel: ... Wafted away.

Hervon: ...and he overpowers our elite, close-quarters fighters. What weakness could he have?

 

[alexxxela]

Ashley and Red head down to the lobotomy room. "Hello?"

 

[Doc Monocle]

ShyHo: Maybe he has a weakness... like Superman. Other imperial governments have gotten ahold of particularly radioactive materials. Do you think that it might weaken him?

Hervon: We could try radioactive substances, but that might take a long time to be effective at this rate, and it would be a severe ecological disturbance with the most extreme measures.

Ashley and Red head down to the lobotomy room. "Hello?"

<I must have missed something about a surgery. Who is taking that role?>

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Hervon: (stops in his tracks)... My lord? We've used state-of-the-art weapons. All we can do now is hopefully develop new tactics that are effective. All we've done with bullets is give him a tooth-ache. Explosives are... Colonel...

Colonel: ... Wafted away.

Hervon: ...and he overpowers our elite, close-quarters fighters. What weakness could he have?

ShyHo: There’s something we have. (ShyHo calls Krile)
Krile: Hey, ShyHo, what’s up?
ShyHo: I request “Gonzonium”.
Krile: Kay. I’m gonna bring it to you. (She types in a key code and said material is transported in a granite and glass lined box.) This is Gonzonium, an insanely radioactive material that must be kept inside a neutron moderator.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Hervon: We could try radioactive substances, but that might take a long time to be effective at this rate, and it would be a severe ecological disturbance with the most extreme measures.



<I must have missed something about a surgery. Who is taking that role?>

<Me>

Ashley and Red head down to the lobotomy room. "Hello?"

Willard: Hello, I’m Dr. Willard, pro lobotomist.

 

[alexxxela]

<Me>

Willard: Hello, I’m Dr. Willard, pro lobotomist.

"Alright. You see, Ashley here has been acting like a baby in order to get attention. She's been doing this for a while, and we've concluded she has a serious mental issue," Red explains.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

"Alright. You see, Ashley here has been acting like a baby in order to get attention. She's been doing this for a while, and we've concluded she has a serious mental issue," Red explains.

Dr. Willard: Okay, set her on the table.
Lenna: This doesn’t seem safe.
Dr. Willard: It’s perfectly legal, sweetheart.

 

[alexxxela]

Dr. Willard: Okay, set her on the table.
Lenna: This doesn’t seem safe.
Dr. Willard: It’s perfectly legal, sweetheart.

Ashley cries and hides behind Lenna.

 

[KingBooGengar57]

Ashley cries and hides behind Lenna.

Lenna: Ashley, go to the table.

 

[alexxxela]

Lenna: Ashley, go to the table.

Ashley pouts and Red makes her go on the table.