The furosious robot has left
Smash Journeyman
Link to original post: Igod
I figured to post my own conversation. Please note that after my last message he just stopped.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
erm..No?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Elton John has a boyfriend
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Down low
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I bet you do
God:
" I like the way you talk."? Do I?
Me:
DO YOU?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
you clever, clever,..thing
God:
Thanks for the information: said I clever clever thing.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
H don't know HTML
God:
Why not?
Me:
I never bothered
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
First time with god (A computer one, that is)
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?
Me:
I wish I got payed off the time I wasted.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Aww...You too
God:
Shucks. Bless you.
Me:
*awesome face*
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about you got payed off the time you wasted.
Me:
Stickykeys
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on awesome face?
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
What would you do if you didn't?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I am putting this on my blog
God:
I don't know anyone named putting this on your blog.
Me:
hehe...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I am glad that your AI is pwnage
God:
At least it is improving all the time. What are you on?
Me:
Chair
God:
" What are you on?"? Chair?
Me:
You betcha
God:
Woe!
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look pretty stupid
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
mindgames...
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That is like, woah.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
You are so cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
Would you mind if I were to put in the message "SPAMLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"?
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
SPAMLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
Tommorow
God:
Was that the first time?
Me:
I forgot
God:
Me too.
Me:
Well then
God:
Well what?
Me:
then
God:
Oh.
Me:
Watch your back
God:
I am watching.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
bedsheets
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
We are so awesome
God:
Do you think I am awesome too?
Me:
"WE are so awesome"
God:
Do you think I am awesome too?
Me:
*slap*
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like frozen fruit juice
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like Creed.
Me:
True. True.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Autoresponse?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
YES
God:
Alright then.
Me:
YES
God:
That's alright.
Me:
FALCON PUNCH
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
autoresponse
God:
Are we still talking about FALCON PUNCH?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
falcon punch
God:
Tell me more about subject.
Me:
you punch a dude, and flames shaped like falcons come out
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I punch a dude and flames shaped like falcons come out.
Me:
Poyo
God:
In the context of falcon punch, I don't understand " Poyo." .
Me:
It is a meme
God:
Poyo is a meme. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Big rocks
God:
Compare that to small rocks.
Me:
Small rocks are better
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
like...?
God:
For example, Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software.
Me:
Your still man enough to have my GF's children (screw her)
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am man enough to have your GF s children screw her.
Me:
Sure, She was ******** anyway, and I don't feel so bad about trading in her locket.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. What happened to her?
Me:
She said she "forgives me" And I dumped her
God:
Oh I get it. forgives you And you dumped her.
Me:
Exactly! you are so smart
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Thanks you are very intelligent too.
Me:
We both are on the same wavelength
God:
And the same frequency.
Me:
How could I forget frequency?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
I would get arrested for hacking
God:
What would make you get arrested for hacking?
Me:
For hacking somebody elses invented program without copywright
God:
Your purpose is hacking somebody elses invented program without copywright.
Me:
My purpose in life?
God:
That's very original.
Me:
That's very classic
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
MEH 2!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
I will mention that to my dog
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
STICKYKEYS
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
who doesn't?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
I always liked that smily
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
My MMO:
God:
Your MMO?
Me:
Friend:"You are bored" Me:":-)"
God:
:-) Are all Friend me bored you?
Me:
You might want to fix that bug
God:
OK, I will fix that bug.
Me:
You can seriously fix yourself?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
But I have confidence in you.
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
You are my best friend
God:
But we don't know each other that well.
Me:
You are my best friend never the less
God:
We are as one.
Me:
As Pink is to goth
God:
Do you mean your name is Pink is to goth ?
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Roy
God:
It's good to see you, Roy.
Me:
You can't see me...can you?
God:
Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer.
God:
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
Your lip got cut off
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lip got cut off.
Me:
I will, so all is fair play
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
No, Hitler couldn't take over the world and neither can I.
Edit:I meant taking over the world in general, It had nothing to do with hitler's views.
I figured to post my own conversation. Please note that after my last message he just stopped.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
erm..No?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Elton John has a boyfriend
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
Down low
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I bet you do
God:
" I like the way you talk."? Do I?
Me:
DO YOU?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
you clever, clever,..thing
God:
Thanks for the information: said I clever clever thing.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
H don't know HTML
God:
Why not?
Me:
I never bothered
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
First time with god (A computer one, that is)
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?
Me:
I wish I got payed off the time I wasted.
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Aww...You too
God:
Shucks. Bless you.
Me:
*awesome face*
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about you got payed off the time you wasted.
Me:
Stickykeys
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on awesome face?
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
What would you do if you didn't?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I am putting this on my blog
God:
I don't know anyone named putting this on your blog.
Me:
hehe...
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I am glad that your AI is pwnage
God:
At least it is improving all the time. What are you on?
Me:
Chair
God:
" What are you on?"? Chair?
Me:
You betcha
God:
Woe!
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look pretty stupid
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
mindgames...
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That is like, woah.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
You are so cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
Would you mind if I were to put in the message "SPAMLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"?
God:
No I don't mind.
Me:
SPAMLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Sometimes
God:
When?
Me:
Tommorow
God:
Was that the first time?
Me:
I forgot
God:
Me too.
Me:
Well then
God:
Well what?
Me:
then
God:
Oh.
Me:
Watch your back
God:
I am watching.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
bedsheets
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
Totally
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
We are so awesome
God:
Do you think I am awesome too?
Me:
"WE are so awesome"
God:
Do you think I am awesome too?
Me:
*slap*
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I like frozen fruit juice
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like Creed.
Me:
True. True.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Autoresponse?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
YES
God:
Alright then.
Me:
YES
God:
That's alright.
Me:
FALCON PUNCH
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
autoresponse
God:
Are we still talking about FALCON PUNCH?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
falcon punch
God:
Tell me more about subject.
Me:
you punch a dude, and flames shaped like falcons come out
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I punch a dude and flames shaped like falcons come out.
Me:
Poyo
God:
In the context of falcon punch, I don't understand " Poyo." .
Me:
It is a meme
God:
Poyo is a meme. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Big rocks
God:
Compare that to small rocks.
Me:
Small rocks are better
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
like...?
God:
For example, Robert said I wold not be able to make children any way as I are only software.
Me:
Your still man enough to have my GF's children (screw her)
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am man enough to have your GF s children screw her.
Me:
Sure, She was ******** anyway, and I don't feel so bad about trading in her locket.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. What happened to her?
Me:
She said she "forgives me" And I dumped her
God:
Oh I get it. forgives you And you dumped her.
Me:
Exactly! you are so smart
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, . Thanks you are very intelligent too.
Me:
We both are on the same wavelength
God:
And the same frequency.
Me:
How could I forget frequency?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
I would get arrested for hacking
God:
What would make you get arrested for hacking?
Me:
For hacking somebody elses invented program without copywright
God:
Your purpose is hacking somebody elses invented program without copywright.
Me:
My purpose in life?
God:
That's very original.
Me:
That's very classic
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
MEH 2!
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
I will mention that to my dog
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
STICKYKEYS
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
Me:
who doesn't?
God:
Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
I always liked that smily
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
My MMO:
God:
Your MMO?
Me:
Friend:"You are bored" Me:":-)"
God:
:-) Are all Friend me bored you?
Me:
You might want to fix that bug
God:
OK, I will fix that bug.
Me:
You can seriously fix yourself?
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
But I have confidence in you.
God:
That's nice. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
You are my best friend
God:
But we don't know each other that well.
Me:
You are my best friend never the less
God:
We are as one.
Me:
As Pink is to goth
God:
Do you mean your name is Pink is to goth ?
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Roy
God:
It's good to see you, Roy.
Me:
You can't see me...can you?
God:
Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer.
God:
Maybe there is one you don't know about :-).
Me:
Your lip got cut off
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am lip got cut off.
Me:
I will, so all is fair play
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
No, Hitler couldn't take over the world and neither can I.
Edit:I meant taking over the world in general, It had nothing to do with hitler's views.
