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[DaleG]

That wouldn't work because it was really a large bucket of gasoline, donated by the good folks of Texaco to help sea animals...

I'd nuke the building, causing the fire to go out due to extreme exposure to scientific chemicals that make fires go out.

 

[DaleG]

Hm...
Everquest II


PWND

 

[DaleG]

That's not cool because you only passed, you didn't do well
I'm cool because I completely own at Sonic games.

 

[Mic_128]

New people- Great to see you! I always love it when there's more people playing this game.

Everyone- Update on Thursday

 

[DaleG]

Yoshi's Story

 

[DaleG]

I can't avoid the page in time, and I suffer the unbeleivable agony of a spitball hitting me

I grab an X-box and topple over the next poster due to its excessve weight.

 

[dan smith]

Sonic the Sledgehog? That's not cool...because you can never be the best. They don't have Sonic tournaments and overall nobody really cares. I mean...they are good games...but you can only run so much before getting tired.

I am cool because I leave parties early without saying goodbye to anybody. It makes me mysterious.

 

[Dapenda]

Ten Pin Alley 2

 

[Yuna]

Yoshi's Cookie

 

[Yuna]

Yoshi's Story 64 (oh no, another loop!)

 

[Yuna]

Luckily the XBOX hit the SNES I was carrying, but I was still toppled over.

I grab a nearby Sonic the Hedgehog standup and throw it at the next poster.

 

[Linkrulzs]

Enter The Matrix

 

[NessExclusively]

Xenosaga Episode I: Chikara e no Ishi

 

[NessExclusively]

Yoshi's Egg ( event match 13 )

 

[flamingfalcon]

Game & Watch

 

[NessExclusively]

That's not cool because one time I had a sleepover party and someone left without telling us, and us being in a panic looked everywhere in town except his house. That was definately not cool

I'm cool because I tell my parents where i'm going to be everytime I want to go somewhere

 

[Dapenda]

International Superstar Soccer 3

 

[soberfox]

Ridge Racer

 

[soberfox]

Mamas boy.

I'm cool because my parents stopped caring about 2 months ago and now I can do whatever I want....and they still sometimes give me money.

 

[NessExclusively]

That makes you a moocher and that's not cool

I'm cool because I don't mooch off my parents as much as I can

 

[Matthew "Demo" Rak]

Resident Evil

 

[dan smith]

That's not cool, they will be dead someday and you will wish you had mooched more than you have.

I am cool because today at Jewish Youth Group I taught people how to knit!

Knitting rules.

 

[Dapenda]

Lupin III: Umi ni Kieta Hihou

 

[ANTX]

that's not cool.

ThAt'S GaY!

i'm cool cuz i once beat dan smith at smash.

 

[loserlad89]

That wont work because ....uhhh....shut up.


I would drink gallons upon gallons of water, take aim, and *woooosh*, no more fire.

 

[loserlad89]

Luckily I am able to get my spike shield up in time to make Sonic lose all his coins... pwned.

I take one of Sonic's coins, hand it to a nearby Klaptrap, and send him speeding toward the next poster.

 

[loserlad89]

hop.

 

[loserlad89]

Thats not cool because Dan Smith sucks at smash.

Im cool because im a poop head.

 

[flamingfalcon]

That's not cool because you smell bad so everyone hates you.


I'm cool because I have a Super Nintendo.

 

[flamingfalcon]

That won't work because all that water will make your brain swell up and burst, so you die.


I'd push the building into a large body of water.

 

[DaleG]

That wouldn't work because you wouldn't be able to push the building, and the fire would burn you to death.

I'd get another nuke, and nuke the building again, putting the fire out for the aforementioned reason.

 

[NessExclusively]

That's not cool because Super nintendo is only the 2nd home console of the Nintendo series. 3 words. Get a Gamecube.

I'm cool because I get to go on a band trip to seaworld in just 2 weeks

 

[flamingfalcon]

That's not cool, how do you play underwater?


I'm cool because I have a Gamecube.

 

[NessExclusively]

That's not cool because the Gamecube is so about to be obsolete and useless, well maybe not just about, but in a year. 4 words. Wait for a Revolution.

I'm cool because I'm finally in a clan. Boo yah Knights of Hyrule

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Purin

 

[Meleeruler]

utopia

 

[dan smith]

Clan?...

The fact that I am cool and I am not part of a clan by default makes you pansy face. Why join an internet Clan when you can simply join a street gang.

(NessExclusively: You are going to Orlando?)

I am cool because I caught pidgeoto! (dedicated to Antx)

 

[ender]

I caught Pidgeot!

 

[Dapenda]

Archon

 

[Yuna]

Naruto: Gekkitou (or whatever it's called) Ninja