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[<TK1>Hawkeye]

(A MiG is a soviet made jet. Like boeing or another manufacturer)
An A-10 rips the MiG to shreads with its depleted uranium rounds and then flys to Panama.

Beat the A-10 Warthog. (thats its name)

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Bowser's Whirling Fortress

o0pz!

II

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

-10 PK Thunder for being so pathetic

 

[Afrotaki]

I got the horse right here!

-5 from the gay spinning monkey, because he's big and smelly.
-5 from the Falcon ****, because he gets too much satisfaction out of it.

Bowser ~ Whirling Fortress (20)
Captain Falcon ~ Falcon Dive (35)
Donkey Kong ~ Spinning Kong (35)
Dr. Mario ~ Doc's Super Jump Punch (40)
Falco ~ Fire Bird (40)
Fox ~ Fire Fox (40)
Ganondorf ~Dark Dive (40)
Ice Climbers ~ Belay (30)
Jigglypuff ~ Sing (40)
Kirby ~ Final Cutter (40)
Link ~ Spin Attack (40)
Mario ~ Super Jump Punch (40)
Marth ~ Dolphin Slash (40)
Mewtwo ~ Teleport (40)
Mr. Game & Watch ~ Fire (40)
Ness ~ PK Thunder (30)
Peach ~ Peach Parasol (40)
Pichu ~ Quick Attack (40)
Pikachu ~ Damaging Quick Attack (40)
Roy ~ Blazer (40)
Samus ~ Screw Attack (40)
Sheik ~ Vanish (40)
Yoshi ~ Egg Throw (40)
Young Link ~ Rapid-Spin Attack (40)
Zelda ~ Farore's Wind (40)

 

[Mic_128]

the a-10 runs out of fuel and falls from the sky.

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

Well, I don't count fireballs as a weapon, but in the original SMB, he tosses multiple hammers at you, so in that case, Bowser does count.

1. Hammer Bros
2. Boomerang Bros.
3. Bowser
4. Axem Rangers
5. Birdo
6. Smithy
7. The Koopa Kids

 

[choknater]

10 Jiggly's Sing! Officially the most useless attack in the game?

Why more useless than Luigi's taunt? Well, consider this. Luigi is sexy.

 

[ultimaiq2]

since mic_128 did not mention what caused the plane to run out of fuel I'll take that as if HE did it.
a Crasy Ivan (red alert 2 game) comes and ducktapes some dynamite onto mic_128 and blows him up.

beat Crasy Ivan

 

[ultimaiq2]

Then I suddently appear out of nowhere and use the weapon I stole from Zero EXE the rusty nail/board como and beats the crap out of the unlucky person holding the calvin ball.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Because Masterhand did not want it.

Why did Link kill Navi before the smash game?

 

[ultimaiq2]

I agree with) SING -10 being the worst attack EVER! (a final jump like kirbys would have been much better)

 

[SabreAnt]

1. Hammer Bros
2. Boomerang Bros.
3. Bowser
4. Axem Rangers
5. Birdo
6. Smithy
7. The Koopa Kids
8. Shadow Mario (his brush was a waepon wasn't it?)

 

[SabreAnt]

MK: Yes I saw those Lego Corr pics aswell but I was really after a picture of a human, not lego. Thats not her. I'm not cut, but you could have at least put 2 pics in.

Its beyond me why anyone would want to view a pic of RB :s
Find my a pic of Leah Remini from King of Queens.

*edit* Dammit! Sorry CerbKirby, I didnt read carefully. Its not a cartoon. At this moment, I'm searching my a$s off for one before my ISP disconnects, but it looks grim. If its still a normal photo, I failed and am sorry again dude.

 

[Ninjachu777]

-7 from Quick Attack -3 from Sing.

EDIT: I mean pichu's.

 

[Metroid Killer]

sorry, will this picture make up for it?

Also I've been searching like mad for that R Barr picture. I'ts not possible!

Find me a pic of John Candy as Chewbacca from Spaceballs.

 

[Metroid Killer]

He followed the wish of the majority

Why did DK retire from SSB to play on konga drums?

 

[Metroid Killer]

sorry this one is lame

Fear the power
Crumble before these baaaad words
Ni...ni ni ni... ni!

erm write about Bush

 

[Zero EXE]

Yeah, plus he does that in Superstar saga as well.

1. Hammer Bros
2. Boomerang Bros.
3. Bowser
4. Axem Rangers
5. Birdo
6. Smithy
7. The Koopa Kids
8. Shadow Mario
9. Johnathan Jones( SMRPG)

 

[Metroid Killer]

Lakitu uses Spinies as a weapon.

1. Hammer Bros
2. Boomerang Bros.
3. Bowser
4. Axem Rangers
5. Birdo
6. Smithy
7. The Koopa Kids
8. Shadow Mario
9. Johnathan Jones( SMRPG)
10. Lakitu

 

[Metroid Killer]

Oni

 

[Zero EXE]

1. Hammer Bros
2. Boomerang Bros.
3. Bowser
4. Axem Rangers
5. Birdo
6. Smithy
7. The Koopa Kids
8. Shadow Mario
9. Johnathan Jones
10. Lakitu
11. Yaridovich (SMRPG)

 

[INFESTD]

-10 Ganondorf ~Dark Dive

It gets ALOT more satisfaction from it than Falcon.

 

[RockCrock]

Because he sucks at smash, and plays the konga drums to sooth his soul.

Why is G&W soo weak...?

 

[RockCrock]

-10 Donkey Kong - Spinning Kong

I'm jealous of DK, I wanna be a spinning monkey!

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Whirling Fortress (Disregard this post except for the subject)

-10 Luigi

 

[Afrotaki]

Bowser ~ Whirling Fortress (10)
Captain Falcon ~ Falcon Dive (35)
Donkey Kong ~ Spinning Kong (25)
Dr. Mario ~ Doc's Super Jump Punch (40)
Falco ~ Fire Bird (40)
Fox ~ Fire Fox (40)
Ganondorf ~Dark Dive (30)
Ice Climbers ~ Belay (30)
Jigglypuff ~ Sing (17)
Kirby ~ Final Cutter (40)
Link ~ Spin Attack (40)
Mario ~ Super Jump Punch (40)
Marth ~ Dolphin Slash (40)
Mewtwo ~ Teleport (40)
Mr. Game & Watch ~ Fire (40)
Ness ~ PK Thunder (30)
Peach ~ Peach Parasol (40)
Pichu ~ Quick Attack (33)
Pikachu ~ Damaging Quick Attack (40)
Roy ~ Blazer (40)
Samus ~ Screw Attack (40)
Sheik ~ Vanish (40)
Yoshi ~ Egg Throw (40)
Young Link ~ Rapid-Spin Attack (40)
Zelda ~ Farore's Wind (40)

 

[Afrotaki]

RockCrock ~ somehow, I'm not surprised...

So, -10 Bowser's Spinny Thing ~ DECEASED

Captain Falcon ~ Falcon Dive (35)
Donkey Kong ~ Spinning Kong (25)
Dr. Mario ~ Doc's Super Jump Punch (40)
Falco ~ Fire Bird (40)
Fox ~ Fire Fox (40)
Ganondorf ~Dark Dive (30)
Ice Climbers ~ Belay (30)
Jigglypuff ~ Sing (17)
Kirby ~ Final Cutter (40)
Link ~ Spin Attack (40)
Mario ~ Super Jump Punch (40)
Marth ~ Dolphin Slash (40)
Mewtwo ~ Teleport (40)
Mr. Game & Watch ~ Fire (40)
Ness ~ PK Thunder (30)
Peach ~ Peach Parasol (40)
Pichu ~ Quick Attack (33)
Pikachu ~ Damaging Quick Attack (40)
Roy ~ Blazer (40)
Samus ~ Screw Attack (40)
Sheik ~ Vanish (40)
Yoshi ~ Egg Throw (40)
Young Link ~ Rapid-Spin Attack (40)
Zelda ~ Farore's Wind (40)

 

[choknater]

-8 Sing cuz it's STILL useless. :o
-2 Egg Throw because Yoshi is a guy and I'm not sure if ghey guys throwing their babies so that they explode on people are cool.

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

-5 PK Thunder
-5 Spinning Kong

 

[williamchan1]

-10 sing

 

[williamchan1]

Iridion 3d

 

[williamchan1]

target test

 

[Metroid Killer]

Tingle

 

[SakuraPichu]

So sorry for soaking your satin silk stalkings sir.

 

[SS4Ricky]

Talking and typing to tell a tale.

SIG WARNING

 

[SakuraPichu]

Kristen Dunst

 

[Maruiniq]

Tom Cruise

 

[RockCrock]

Diablo II

 

[INFESTD]

-10 Ganondorf ~Dark Dive

pedophile

 

[cheeseguy]

Figure this one out, Afrotaki. OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T

-(MCMLXXXIV - MCMLXXIX) Spinning Kong
-(f"(x) if f(x) = 2.5x^2) Dark Dive