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[aewjn]

i can teach my piano guitar lessons while my violin learns how to stand on his head, which has three needles made out of ketchup on it, and tell my organs to act like pink trumpets with five tables of cheese and no strawberry dolls!

 

[link 2003]

*Comes at me through monitor and hist computer*

*takes out anger on next poster*

 

[link 2003]

well, thats seven posts, so ill start a new topic

i can pet my cat with my foot while typing (i really am)

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

I can pet two cats at the same time while I type 800 wpm blindfolded.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Ice Climbers (Nana and Popo).

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

fortuatly, you fall down back to earth and find a pile of candy and start eating.

 

[Badboy Bighead]

Unfortunately, the candy was grape-flavored strawberry fruit chews. You puke in disgust, as your ears turn purple and your nose becomes a grape.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Fortunately, your intriguing appearance makes you famous as people world-wide pay big bucks to see the weirdo that you are.

 

[Dr Marius]

Okay, it's been tomorrow for quite some time, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?

*pant pant*
My sanity depends on this.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Unfortunately all the bucks are fake.

 

[Aurora Grid]

./Hack Infection

 

[Aurora Grid]

Samus

 

[Aurora Grid]

But suddenly someone blasts a tranquilizer and you fall down out cold.

I summon a Rain of Bob-ombs at the next poster.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Snorlax (The big fat Pokemon).

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

NNeed for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2. For the Gamecube.

 

[Soccer-Fan]

15 on Young Link

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

2 = two

Ozzy and Drix

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

He jumps around and does a little dance, then checks his list...i dunno what kinda answer you were expecting.

Can i stop coming here or is this some dreaded curse?!

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

II = two

One flew over the cucoos nest

 

[link 2003]

Yes, to remove the curse, just heat up and eat up 100 punds of jello (mint) and poop it out in 5 sec.

why mint jello?

 

[link 2003]

they have a moving target, and because im nocked out until the next post, the bob-bombs head for them

 

[link 2003]

i can pet my two cats, my dog with one hand, typing 1000 wpm with my left hand, make tea with my ears, all while being blindfolded!

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

X-COM: Terror From the Deep. For PC.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

It has the secret ingredient X.

What is this ingredient X?

 

[Impmacaque]

Pokemon; Ruby....

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Yager for the PC.

 

[The Triforce]

Rugrats Royal Ransom (some weird Gamecube game)

 

[The Triforce]

Terminator

 

[Ignomass]

-10 venom, hate it!!!

 

[choknater]

Silly Ignomass, Vemon is already gone from the competition. Silly, silly child.

WTF!? Fourside? Foolish stage. I shall massacre you.
-1000000000000000 Fourside.
LOL.

Minus ten - Fourside.

 

[choknater]

Dude... Sub_Scorpion, wait for some more people to post.

Mickey's Magical Mirror
The best Gamecube game.

 

[Ignatius]

300 Ice Climbers.

Out on vacation, sorry this is late.

 

[Samus_Man1]

melted earwax from a 90 year old man

why aren't bananas red???

 

[Mic_128]

Here’s the results! You still have your sanity Doc?
1st Ice Climbers
2nd Ness
3rd Ylink
4th Pichu

And the scorecard.


Ignatius256: 3050=
Ssbmrulesall: 1685=
Pyro Climbers: 1500=
kupo: 1000=
LIL_yagi_POOP: 996=
Dark Fire Dragon: 600**
SamusZero: 400**
congo: 385=
Atsbe787: 370*
Tails the Fox: 310=
CerbKirby: 270*
Dr Marius: 250=
saud: 249=
Soccer-Fan: 85=
SPAZ: 5**

Next round
Pikachu
DK
Fox
Yoshi
All ^ Lev. 7

Stage: Great Bay
Items: Mr Saturn, Bunnyhood, Pokeball on Very Low.
Time: 3 mins.
Let the animal style betting begin!
BTW, 50n points to whoever finds the Doc's Medication.
Results on Monday.

 

[Mic_128]

I can safely pet a tigers tail from the inside and not get hurt and/or eaten while feeding a dingo.

 

[Mic_128]

Because God had already made apples red, rhubarb red, rasberries red and so on. There was just too much red so he made them yellow.

Why must so many people only post once in the betting game?

 

[aewjn]

Because after they bet they find a dog in their microwave, and then they must eat it.

Why is there a dog in the microwave?

 

[aewjn]

I can pet 20000 pirahnas after they've eaten me raw, and when i'm inside of each of them all my body parts are doing different things. In Tommy i'm painting an ant named Ernie the Great.

 

[aewjn]

fortunately the fake bucks are a special substance that makes you invincible. Now you can never die and people make fun of you forever.