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Red Dragon

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you're not cool cuz your daddy is a demented ******* who craps in his pants

I'm cool cuz i'm not you
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
Joined
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Messages
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You're not cool, because I don't understand what you just said.

I'm cool because I write legibly.
 
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Cerebrate

Smash Lord
Joined
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Messages
1,124
Location
Ball Ground, GA
Randy "Macho Man" Savage becomes your new roommate and is allowed to beat you up whenever he wants for two years.

Making a mean face at a baby until it cries.
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
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Messages
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Punishment: You get a nipple twister from Hulk Hogan until YOU cry (and probably afterwards too).

Crime: For posting after me...
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
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Because Wario wouldn't sign the contract.

Why would the give Mr. Game and Watch such a chancy move? (his judgment hammer, or whatever it's called)
 
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Stopsign

Smash Ace
Joined
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Messages
559
Location
Maine
God what kind of crime is that. Oh well.

Punishment: The pain of posting after a stupid question like that.

Crime: Actually stealing second base in a baseball game.
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
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Messages
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Punishment: You must now swallow that base. WHOLE.

Crime: For cutting off Muhammed Ali's toe...
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
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Messages
505
punishment: squirrels rush at you biting off anything not firmly attached to your body. ouch.

crime: for not using capitalization at all in your post...
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
Joined
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You're not cool because you used the wrong tense verb.

I'm cool cuz I'm out of school already (and have been since May 28th)
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
Joined
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Dat won't work. Since there's an even number of letters, it would be a cycle of 13 different starting and ending sentences, instead of 26 different starting sentences. In effect, you'd be shortening and complicating the game. NO!
 
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Dapenda

Smash Champion
Joined
Jan 24, 2003
Messages
2,054
Punishment: getting the shift and caps locks buttons taken out of ur keyboard

Crime: Forgetting to put down the toilet seat
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
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The twentieth dimension, where we got Cheez-it's and Michael Jackson.

Why does Lip's Stick seem to work great for opponents, and crappily for me?
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
Joined
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Messages
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Punishment: You must lick clean all of the toilets in Camden Yards.

Crime: Cussing at Barney on live television.
 
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tissue

Smash Ace
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Messages
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My butter fingers:
They can be licked forever,
But they are melting.

Write a haiku about crap.
 
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