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[Ssbmrulesall]

This one :******:

Doesn't Mario ever get tired of eating pasta?

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

*gets shrunk by the poision mushroom* (in a high-pitched voice): "**** you!"

*I eventually return to my normal size, then throw one of the chests containing an item in it (seen in the toad houses in Super Mario Bros. 3) at the next poster

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

Good idea: Explain why you're emotionally attached to video games
Bad idea: Play a video game while you're there

Sit.: You just won the lottery

 

[Mic_128]

Onett

 

[Mic_128]

Mal'Ganis. He'd send an infernal right on Arthrus's head.

Starcraft vs Warcraft

 

[choknater]

You know what? I think Skull Kid is tight.

WTF!? General Scales is still in this?! He's like the gayest and gayest-looking villain ever!
Naw, JP.

-5 General Scales
-5 MetaKnight

 

[SabreAnt]

Nelly Furtado

 

[SabreAnt]

Warcraft. Real battles are won with cunning and physical assault. Sitting at an autoturret or having implanted hi-tech weaponry just makes you a sissy to be reckoned with.

Ian Dickson or Mark Holden. Yeah you heard me

 

[SabreAnt]

Tail Whip (Yoshi's down tilt)

 

[SabreAnt]

He does, but hes on a restrictive fibre diet.

Why did Bowser capture the Princess to begin with?

 

[SabreAnt]

Bad: Ring everyone you know and tell them
Good: Buy Nintendo and have a hand in what goes into the next SB

SIT: Passing wind loudly on the first date..

 

[SabreAnt]

I bounce off the wall hard and return to the scene much like one does when going through the tunnel of 'Venom'. Grimacing, I summon a partyball of Bob-Ombs to rain onto the next poster.

 

[SabreAnt]

Because he doesn't eat much.

Why doesn't Ganondorf perform the Falcon Punch and CF do the Warlock Punch?

 

[SabreAnt]

Mmm! The burrito!
Enchiladas with chicken!
All from Mexico!

Post about the cheapness of Peach

 

[SabreAnt]

1. Waluigi
2. Paratrooper
3. Yoshi
4. Mario
5. Daisy
6. Wario
7. DK
8. Goomba
9. Shadow Mario
10. Bowser

 

[SabreAnt]

I grab the ball throw it so high no one can see it properly, then announce that it time for a 'Bowser Revolution'! Equalizing everyone's score giving you all a sporting chance. (But I get 1 additional point for creativity and am now winning) I catch the ball and begin running eastwards.

 

[SabreAnt]

Buying Beer Bloated Billy's Belly Beyond Birmingham Bringing Bucketloads Bearing Bra's Bracing for Bombardment. Boy, Bet Bloated Billy Begins Believing Beer Belches Be Bad!

(I had to use one linking word)

 

[SabreAnt]

Four Kingdoms

 

[SabreAnt]

Foolishly, he trips into a puddle in his excitement, giving PSF time to retreat, and all the while watching was..

 

[rmusgrave]

I'm not going to dignify that question with an answer

Because Ganon isn't a captain.

Why does the computer prefer to eat than battle?

 

[rmusgrave]

a furry chicken

 

[rmusgrave]

hi Mike!

I'll bet all I have on Luigi. You would know how much that is better than i would. {See left: n00B}

 

[choknater]

Just because rmusgraves's post was 3 words long, it means I must sic my supremely malicious panther upon your furry chicken!

 

[Doomanite_X]

Good: you decide to go to a disco, where it's so loud the girl can't hear, in a perfumed place, so that she can't smell it either.

Bad: You decide to go to a silent and peaceful place where nobody but you and the girl are, so she would hear them and know it was you.

Sit: you're walking home with a big package that has 50 heavy packages.

 

[paperboy]

Good-Ask for help, people help you, and you get it where it needs to go
Bad-You drop it on your foot, hop around and fall off a cliff while being chased by Milo Speedy Claxton

Sit: Your eatihg some candy...

 

[Bahamut]

To settle their old divorce agreement

Why do dryers always eat left socks?

 

[Bahamut]

Good: you rather enjoy this candy
Bad: Its that crappy peanut butter stuff wrapped individually in orange or black that tastes like poo. Old folks always hand that crap out.

You open your refridgerator:

 

[Bahamut]

1. Waluigi
2. Paratrooper
3. Yoshi
4. Mario
5. Daisy
6. Wario
7. DK
8. Goomba
9. Shadow Mario
10. Bowser
11. Boo

 

[Bahamut]

Popular Princess
On the street, she don't cost much
you know what I mean?


Write about Big Blue (level on SSBM)

 

[Bahamut]

. . . who is caught and killed by Farmer Brown, owner of said chicken.

 

[Bahamut]

Soul Calibur Two

 

[choknater]

Ooga Booga

I like the cheat names in this game.

Omfg bahamut and sabreant posting everywhere...

 

[GameFreaking]

Good: There is one Coke left with ur name on it.

Bad: It's nighttime and the little man in the fridge hasn't turned on the freakin light yet so you can't see jack.



Your hanging at the mall with three of your best friends and the hottest chick/dude in the world walks up,........

Tic sez: Smile, Jesus loves you, eh? Smile, I gave you a warning! Ha ha!

 

[kupo]

Nanase Aikawa - Seven Seas

 

[kupo]

Cunning Cute Cats Cut Children's Cheezy Cheese Cake.

(Random thought...=P)

 

[kupo]

Alien Vs Predator

 

[Magic Jesus]

Enough with SSBM!

In the Emreld cup
Is a very fun level
Called Big Blue: Ordeal



Write about Hong Kong

 

[Bahamut]

Rad Racer

Sorry choknater got REALLY bored last night. Nothin to do on tuesdays

 

[Bahamut]

Britain lost Hong Kong, but
then it got SARS, so really
the Brits got lucky.

Write about internet junk mail.

 

[Pokemasterkatie]

1. Waluigi
2. Paratrooper
3. Yoshi
4. Mario
5. Daisy
6. Wario
7. DK
8. Goomba
9. Shadow Mario
10. Bowser
11. Boo
12. Birdo