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[Ssbmrulesall]

Kirby

 

[King Genius XIII]

P-p-plllllllease! NO MORE RED LEMURS!

The Architect builds a new Matrix.

 

[Icecap]

...He'd want some syrup to put on it.

If I made a new SSBM, with Nintendo's permission, and it had online capabilities...

 

[aewjn]

Mario would have a fart move and there would be a mode where you make Captain Falcass hump Luigi.

If Luigi knew that anal sex was bad ...

 

[CerbKirby]

Yoshi's Island

 

[aewjn]

The neighbor would give you flowers and a heart full of chocolate.

Why is ma computer pink, hank, where's the cow gone, darlin'. i need my medicine, for Mank's sake! Oh dear.

 

[aewjn]

good: the chinese food is wung te tu saakkkkki doews sank
Bad: the chinese food is egg fried malice special with ding ding dingies

Sit: you're eating warm snow in Mallorca

 

[aewjn]

asdfjlk; the name of canned beans when socks go flying

oompamyass

 

[aewjn]

unfortunately you blow up from heat exhaustion when Mikey J finds you and gives you his dying love.

 

[Ignomass]

-10 final Destination

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

DI. DI stands for Directional Influence

 

[Pyro Climbers]

-5 Corneria
-5 Dream Land 64

nothing personal but they are a threat.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Entei

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Rainbow Cruise.

I like the SSBM 2 idea.

 

[Soccer-Fan]

Find me a picture of someone from the show Saint Seiya.

 

[Soccer-Fan]

Nobody

 

[Soccer-Fan]

Golden Sun

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

NFL 2k3

 

[choknater]

-10 Peach's Castle. 10 more points. Then you die. Don't think I'll show any mercy. Or anyone else that lives to destroy you.

 

[choknater]

Eorlingas how dare you bring them back to life for the hundredth time.

This smilie eats the architect with so much malice.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

3=Three

Eternal Darkness.

 

[Dimount]

-10 yoshi story 64

 

[choknater]

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

 

[Fox 2k3]

Exitebike 64

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

4=Four

Resident Evil. Scary...

 

[Impmacaque]

Legend of Zelda; a Link to the past

 

[saud]

young guns

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

God disintegrates your smiley with the simplest of ease.

Try and beat that...

 

[Impmacaque]

Microsoft purchases "God" in an attempt to monopolize the world of supernatural entities!

 

[saud]

-10 peach's Castle

 

[kupo]

Stigmata

 

[kupo]

Turok: Evolution

 

[aewjn]

Psiflamer's friends, who always try to say "I'm gay Psiflamer, please call me," but always fail, shot themselves because even Kirby has to eat now and then.

 

[aewjn]

I can throw infinity bombs at infinity atom quarks in 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... ...1 atoseconds.

 

[aewjn]

Ice climbers: Popo

 

[aewjn]

1. Super Mario RPG
2. Paper Mario
3. Super Mario Bros
4. Yoshi's Island
5. Donkey Kong

 

[aewjn]

Because he gained weight.

Why did Bowser gain weight/

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

A: Due to his slow metabolism and excessive consumption of fatty foods.

Q: Will Bowser have any Special Powers?

 

[Yeroc]

Naruto

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Rainbow Cruise