• Welcome to Smashboards, the world's largest Super Smash Brothers community! Over 250,000 Smash Bros. fans from around the world have come to discuss these great games in over 19 million posts!

    You are currently viewing our boards as a visitor. Click here to sign up right now and start on your path in the Smash community!

If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

Status
Not open for further replies.

Aurora Grid

Smash Lord
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
Messages
1,360
Location
Somewhere
I can eat Drinks poisoned with Many Toxins and viruses more than 50,000 viruses/diseases such as: Ebola Virus, SARS, Collera including with poison from an endless amount of snakes such as: Cobras, Cotton Mouths and Rattle snakes. Now beat that! :p
 

MassChaos

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
Messages
509
Good: you're in The Matrix and you are The One.
Bad: you pull the trigger yourself.

Sit: a girl catches onto your cheesy lines to get her number.
 

Eor

Banned via Warnings
BRoomer
Joined
Jan 2, 2003
Messages
9,963
Location
Bed
Because only perverts would think of it.


How come BBT pwns all?
 

Eor

Banned via Warnings
BRoomer
Joined
Jan 2, 2003
Messages
9,963
Location
Bed
u should be named wilbert.


If i had a tenticle...
 

Eor

Banned via Warnings
BRoomer
Joined
Jan 2, 2003
Messages
9,963
Location
Bed
Sajdiwehachk- the opposite of ekewoocho.

ekewoocho-
 

Eor

Banned via Warnings
BRoomer
Joined
Jan 2, 2003
Messages
9,963
Location
Bed
Good: use ur sexy voice to seduce her.
Bad: Try to use your sexy groping to seduce her.

Sit: Being eaten alive by red lemurs.
 

aewjn

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 7, 2003
Messages
564
Because that;s :dizzy: until he got a face lift.

Why can spiders fly if there is no sky in my eye?
 

aewjn

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 7, 2003
Messages
564
Good: the person being shot is George Bush
Bad: the person being shot has a bomb.

Sit: whenever you fart you squeeze out cheese, and when you eat the cheese you grow green warts, and when you squeeze those wart they pop out and liquid spinach comes out, and you can't resist sticking it up your ***.
 

aewjn

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 7, 2003
Messages
564
ekewoocho -- someone who has had experience with the day of the dead living.

gofukurselfyou*******
 

aewjn

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 7, 2003
Messages
564
it would be your new testicle

If you woke up to find Osahma Bin Laden humping you, and your hand up Sadaam Husein's *** ...
 

Aurora Grid

Smash Lord
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
Messages
1,360
Location
Somewhere
I would Suicide Myself.

If I was a Eagle.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
BTW: Poeple you are playing this wrong this is supposed to be a "If I game" For Example...

Me: If was throw out the window
Choknater: I'd catch the ledge with my SpiderMan powers.

You don't answer by saying you, you answer by saying "I"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
 

Aurora Grid

Smash Lord
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
Messages
1,360
Location
Somewhere
gofukurselfyou*******: A mystical spell that makes you blow up from inside with that magic words " Gas Geras Sapas Seplar! "

Intorfudmental:
 

Aurora Grid

Smash Lord
Joined
Jul 27, 2003
Messages
1,360
Location
Somewhere
Good: You keep yourself occupied
Bad: That's just disgusting.

Sit: You Jump off from the heavens without a parachute, but with 600 Tons of weight in your back.
 

Cerebrate

Smash Lord
Joined
Jan 27, 2002
Messages
1,124
Location
Ball Ground, GA
Good: Let go of the weights and kiss your *** goodbye. (Physics fact: You won't fall any faster even with 600 tons of weight on you.)
Bad: Use the weights to break your fall.

Writing a term paper
 

aewjn

Smash Ace
Joined
Jul 7, 2003
Messages
564
Good: the 600 tons of weight on your back is a helicopter that's pulling you to safety.
Bad: the 600 tons of weight on your back is a tank full of pirahnas.

Sit: you go to sleep with a gun under your pillow.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom