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[aewjn]

good: the mansion is big
bad: the mansion is too big and you get lost. When the police find you you're eaten.

sit: curious george says he's curious about curious georgina.

 

[aewjn]

all-star clear

 

[aewjn]

Because Jack the Ripper is playing with his voodoo dolls.

Why does Jack Frost like Fosted Flakes cereal on a frosty day?

 

[aewjn]

I can sing with my armpits and tell my intestines to dance and tell my brain to walk around the neighborhood, and while my brain is buying chocolate pudding i tell my third toe on my left foot to finish my math assignment while i tell my lyrnx to brush up on his guitar skills. At the time that this is happening, a million other things are happening, including telling my stomach to stop fighting with the nails in there.

New topic: I can eat nails.

 

[aewjn]

1. Bowser
2. Koopa Troopa
3. Piantissimo
4. pirahna plant

 

[aewjn]

Bowser's son (Luigi) got a love letter from Bowser and then decided to snip Bowser's pubic hair.

 

[aewjn]

Fortunately there will be antler souvenaires on mars.

 

[Graywer]

Nickelodeon GUTS

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

SSX Tricky

 

[Aurora Grid]

Yoshi's Island 2 ( SMW2 )

 

[Aurora Grid]

Then there will be a Monday.

If the sun didn't exist.

 

[Sub_Scorpion7]

Hmm...I guess -10 of Big Blue.

 

[Graywer]

2=Two

Omnikron

 

[Double Edge]

Unfortunately I have to take a dump. Floppin' turds!!!!

 

[Aurora Grid]

Fortuanally the sun will not go out for some billion years.

 

[choknater]

Originally posted by Fox 2k3
+10 Corneria

lol you almost had me there that was kinda funny butNO

-10 N64 Congo Jungle only because I hate the music.

 

[choknater]

1. Bowser
2. Koopa Troopa
3. Piantissimo
4. pirahna plant
5. King Boo (or whatever his name is)

 

[choknater]

First of all, I would like to say Cid because I prefer him over Cloud.
Second of all, it would depend on who goes first. Say, if they were at level 99 with 9999 HP, and Cid went first, he would take all 9999 HP in one hit, and vice versa. So I say Cid. Because he's cooler.

Red XIII vs. Yoshi

 

[MassChaos]

Red XIII because he's a cool beast.

Zapdos vs. Auron

 

[choknater]

Auron because just compare the numbers between FFX and Pokemon. Auron could easily take all of Zapdos's HP in a single attack any day.

Hades, Anubis, and Satan vs. Sephiroth, Mewtwo, Magus, and Carmen SanDiego!!!

 

[MassChaos]

NBA Street

 

[MassChaos]

We'd freeze.

If I was a pro soccer player...

 

[choknater]

You'd be pwned in debates by tall computer dudes named Ian.

If I was a vicious and malicious blood-thirsty red beast...

 

[choknater]

Timesplitters

 

[MassChaos]

Unfortunately Earth is moving away from the sun.

 

[MassChaos]

1. Bowser
2. Koopa Troopa
3. Piantissimo
4. pirahna plant
5. Big Boo
6. The Manta-Rays (boss in Sunshine)

 

[MassChaos]

-10 Mushroom Kingdom. I hate that place.

 

[MassChaos]

Doncheesehankhamankolophontafantasauce: A type of sauce that's on cheese and only used by a mafia boss.

partgrayioustexpous:

 

[choknater]

1. Bowser
2. Koopa Troopa
3. Piantissimo
4. pirahna plant
5. Big Boo
6. The Manta-Rays
7. Petey Pirahna (another boss in Sunshine)

 

[Aurora Grid]

partgrayioustexpous: A kind of prayer used on Sunday Mornings by demented hippies.

Enthorkabob

 

[choknater]

I can eat me legs off without any blood-spray.

 

[MassChaos]

I can eat a nuke.

 

[choknater]

I can eat the multiverse, heaven, ****, and the underworld (not ****, but the place where anubis and hades reside.)

 

[choknater]

Bowser's spike (on the the left) got the letter B from baby Mario and then decided to eat Peach's pubic hair.

 

[choknater]

Good: He courts her properly and succeeds.
Bad: He ***** her with malice.

Situation: You are watching a fabulous action-packed show.

 

[MassChaos]

Peach's man (Bowser) got shot with the ABC's by Baby Bowser and then decided to munch on Peach's peaches.

 

[MassChaos]

Good: you have popcorn.
Bad: you have no popcorn and you are standing.

Sit: watching the Teen Choice Awards.

 

[Cerebrate]

Good: Laughing at the fact that Kobe Bryant won an award.
Bad: Watching the whole show even though you're missing that special on FX where they show footage of an alien interrogation.

Reading a really boring book that you have to finish by the time school starts

 

[Soccer-Fan]

30 on Ganondorf

 

[choknater]

(Meh, that's my situation right now...)

Good: You decide that you don't want to be considered a lazy person and you finish the book and actually enjoy it.
Bad: You don't even start the book, and you randomly die.

Situation: You are talking to Michael Douglas.