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[LIL_yagi_POOP]

130 on Marth

 

[MassChaos]

Hulk, The

 

[MassChaos]

I can give Satan a bath without effort.

 

[choknater]

Killer Instinct
Post 3000 of the video game game!!!

 

[MassChaos]

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

 

[MassChaos]

Because Mr. Saturn is scared silly of Bowser

Why do Bomb Bombs walk?

 

[choknater]

Neverending Story

 

[MassChaos]

Yankees: The History of the Team

 

[MassChaos]

I crouch cancel and barely survive while I pick up a Bomb Bomb and chuck it at the next poster.

 

[choknater]

I can bathe Hades, Anubis, and Satan without using the Gameshark.

 

[choknater]

Since I am a red squirrel wearing Neo clothes, I easily dodge the bob-omb, and after 10 minutes of dodging, I finally take out two uzis and yell "Son of a *****!!!" at the next poster, of course while shooting.

 

[MassChaos]

I easily go straight into Matrix style action and call for my friend to help. While my friend is coming I dodge the bullets. Then my friend puts my gun up to your head and says "Dodge this" and fires.

 

[choknater]

Guilt because it makes you rain terrible pity upon yourself.

Sephiroth or Link

 

[MassChaos]

Sephiroth because he's evil and has massive amounts of HP.

vs. Peach

 

[choknater]

I don't dodge. I just get shot. But since I am Shang Tsung, I survive because I have thousands of souls. Then I steal your soul with ease at random. I throw a humongous towering ball of fire at the next poster.

 

[MassChaos]

I can bathe Satan, the girl from exorcist, Zues, Anubis, and everything evil you can think of while being in their mouths.

 

[MassChaos]

I use my reflector action to cancel the ball. Then I pick up the ball and place a motion-sensor-bomb on there and throw it at the next poster.

 

[choknater]

They are trying to walk away from their own inevitable explosion of VICIOUS SOULS! HHAHAHAH!

Why is Fox so much l33ter than Pichu in every way?

 

[choknater]

New topic:
I can eat many double big macs without getting health problems using a birth control pill.

 

[MassChaos]

Because the programmers had a thing against pokemon and decided to make the suck.

Why doesn't Fox grunt like Falco?

 

[MassChaos]

I can eat all the meals at every fast food place possible without gaining anything.

 

[choknater]

I can absorb pure nicotine by diffusion through my skin, and I will not die. All I need is a log cabin in the middle of Canada.

 

[MassChaos]

I can absorb all health dangers without even flinching.

 

[choknater]

Road Rash

 

[MassChaos]

Hulk, The

 

[choknater]

I can do osmosis into my arms with heroin, and smoke all the marijuana in the multiverse, so that I could be really high. Then I could go down to heck and absorb all the pure death through my pores by doing hopscotch for twelve years and then massacring cute bunnies by throwing them on coals.

LOL SWF! So overprotective of the young ones like me. Why hast thou censoreth the other word for heck?

 

[choknater]

Master of Disguise

 

[MassChaos]

New topic: I can hit a bullseye not looking

 

[choknater]

Megaman easily absorbs the ball into his vicious gun arm of malice, and the explosion gives him climax. He then shoots leaves at the next poster.

 

[MassChaos]

Easy Does It

 

[choknater]

I can hit a bird with a slingshot without my eyes while I sing Billy Joel's high notes.

 

[Graywer]

Sig, sig, sig...>_<

Time Machine

 

[Badboy Bighead]

I can hit a butterfly by rickocheting a pebble off anything while I sing the ABC's backwards.

 

[Graywer]

K-1 Arena Fighters

 

[kupo]

Splinter Cell

 

[cheeseguy]

Luigi's Mansion

 

[cheeseguy]

EdTV

 

[cheeseguy]

-10 Big Blue

 

[cheeseguy]

Because Falco is a perverted freak.

Why does Captain Falcon wear tights?

 

[cheeseguy]

Nelly - Hot in Here