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Samus_Man1

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Good: it passes through your system without any problems.

Bad: you get extremly sick the day after you eat it and die a week later:laugh:

Sit: you are on the bus to school
 

Samus_Man1

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because if the lunch break was 2 hours long then people would eat the whole time, in time they get so fat that they are fired:hungry:


Why do dogs chew on shoes:confused:
 

Aurora Grid

Smash Lord
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Because they don't have any bones and prefer the more "slick" looking.

Why do Teachers need Answer Books if they know all the answers?
 

Samus_Man1

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Actualy they don't know any of the answers, they don't even have college educations:chuckle:

Why do turtles get to live so long???
 

Pyro Climbers

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1. Yoshi
2. Oogtar (Super Mario World cartoon)
3. Mallow
4. Toad
5. Luigi
6. FLUDD
7. Bowser (Super Mario RPG)
8. Geno (Super Mario RPG)
9. Peach (Super Mario RPG)
10. Goombario(papermario)
 

Ssbmrulesall

Smash Ace
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*dodges the innards, and eats the maxim tomato*

*throws Homer's Mr. Plow truck (Simpsons Road Rage) at the next poster*
 

Pyro Climbers

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WTF..why did u post the same thing four times...probly when the site crash

I can shotput from England to Arkansas while riding a pig and singing the Flinstones theme in French.
 

Badboy Bighead

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I can shotput and discus from Here, to the other side of the world, while eating bologna covered with stinky rotten spinach while singing the flinstones in spanish and french and reciting the lines for the pokemon theme song.
 
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