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[cheeseguy]

Green Koopa Shell

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz his parents wanted to name him that.

why do clouds look white?

 

[aewjn]

unfortunately, the hamsters also ate mice so the cats died and the food chain was unbalanced and everyone died, i#'m afraid.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz u didnt leave a scramble...


sbwmodrea

Hint: think Star Wars...

 

[cheeseguy]

They look white because they ARE white.

Why are clouds white?

 

[aewjn]

because marshmellowes float.

Why do clowns flooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttt ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we all floaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttt down hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Wile E. Coyote (Barfibus Almost Anythingus) mixed ACME with rotation to create androids that dont break easily.

 

[cheeseguy]

eminem - without me

 

[cheeseguy]

Because you're on drugs.

What drug is aejwn using?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

cuz your a monkey on crack, just look at your avatar!

since when did airplanes get invented?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

fortunatly, ppl can give cats cat food (hmmm, why didnt neone say that b4) so the food chain continues!

 

[aewjn]

ever since abe lincoln got his new refrigerator.

What were the Silver Times, uncle max II?

 

[cheeseguy]

You've Got Mail.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

no one knows

if worms could talk, what would they say?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Link

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

2001 Koushien

 

[aewjn]

unfortunately, humans ate the cat food and cats became deformed after eating human food and now humans were cats and cats were humans and since humans were in the shape of a cat they couldn't do anything, and since cats were in the shape of humans they bombed the universe

 

[aewjn]

they'd say "i like apple sauce"

What can a beaver do that snakes can also do?

 

[cheeseguy]

They both have the ability to not fly.

How high is aejwn's avatar?

 

[cheeseguy]

NCAA Football 2004

 

[cheeseguy]

Koopa

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

4 = Four

Resident Evil

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Adventure (You know, that mode after classic)

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Pretty high, if you ask me that is.

Why havent i asked a stupid question yet?

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

LionHEart

 

[Cerebrate]

Everyone else is hogging it.

Is Bob Saget dead yet?

 

[Fox 2k3]

Lego Racers

 

[cheeseguy]

Only on Tuesdays.

Do I have a screwdriver in my hand?

 

[cheeseguy]

Super Mario 64

 

[cheeseguy]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 

[cheeseguy]

Egg Roll (Yoshi's >B)

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Sleeping Beuty

 

[Cerebrate]

I have little WarCraft III experience, but I think the Orcs would end up on top now that they're free from demonic corruption. Jenna Jameson is a porn star, by the way.

David Arquette vs. Carrot Top
Battle of the ******** collect calling commercials!

 

[cheeseguy]

Your Friends and Neighbors

 

[Thomsonsst]

Star Wars a new hope

 

[Cerebrate]

Good: Making sure to keep your wrists straight.
Bad: Making sure to keep one hand down your pants because you're not done yet, if you catch my drift.

Jumping on a trampoline

 

[Thomsonsst]

good idea: jump on a trampoline outside.

bad idea: jumping on a trampoline in a small closet.


situation: eating a Mcdonald's meal.

 

[Fox 2k3]

Link

 

[Fox 2k3]

Eminem - Guilty Coincience

 

[paperboy]

good idea: getting food you want

Bad idea:burning your self on coffee, sueing them and losing the case

sit: at work