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[aewjn]

Fortunately, lunch was ready, because it wasn't dinner time yet.

 

[kabojjin]

Explosion Kick

 

[aewjn]

Because Mario has a brain tumor that keeps on bugging him.

What's with Peach and her weekly visit to the surgeon to have her breasts transplanted?

 

[aewjn]

ya, i wen too dath. ith wis fuun.

Can anyone hear spell "cat"? I need it for my homework assignment.

 

[aewjn]

KO

 

[Badboy Bighead]

k-a-e-t-t-e

How many times can an old lady eat a shoe?

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Yu Gi OH Eternal Duelest Soul

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Mario and Bowser are a little rough on her if you know what i mean

If Ness had a bigger head, would he be able to walk?

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Linkin Park - In the End

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

It depends on how many you shove down her mouth.

How many fingers am i holding up when im typing?

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

THis is an easy one.....ummmm

Mighty mouse, i mean, the ant is mighty and all but, mighty mouse, is well, bigger, and a mouse, he can just eat him


Alright

Crazed old man, or a fire hydrant 0_o?

 

[Cerebrate]

Enough to get carpal tunnel, that's for sure.

Why did the Snopes.com forums reject my registration info?

 

[Cerebrate]

The fire hydrant would win as soon as the old man broke his foot trying to kick it.

Obese child vs. tub of ice cream

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

I owuld say the tub of ice cream, if the tub is big enough, i think it would get the best of the obese child

Now, A bagel, or a fan?

 

[Cerebrate]

Def Leppard: Getcha Rocks Off

 

[Atsbe787]

The fan. It would chop up the bagel into peices.

Werewolf Vs. Vampire

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Cause they love cheese so much, that they ate it, and accidently ate your form also, cause they were hungry


Why are my pants off?!

 

[Cerebrate]

Good: Never bring up the situation to anyone, because there's not a person walking the earth who would ever use that word in even deep conversation.
Bad: Tell an obsessive-compulsive person not to say that word, so now they can't help but say it all the time.

Being held hostage in a bank robbery

 

[CerbKirby]

The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Good : Stay quiet, so you dont get shot
Bad : Trying to reason with the robbers and getting shot

Situation
Swimming the atlantic ocean

 

[Evil Sacrafice]

Species

 

[Graywer]

Lemmings

 

[Fox 2k3]

A Vampire because it can suck all of its blood and die.


Kristal (SFA) vs. Wolf (SF64)

 

[Fox 2k3]

Fenix TX - All my fault

 

[Fox 2k3]

Sonic Heroes

 

[Fox 2k3]

Onet

 

[jet]

stafish

Don't eat that stafish, it could hurt.

Pain - Hurt

 

[Graywer]

Species II

 

[Graywer]

Small Soldiers

 

[Graywer]

The heat being generated from your computer is unbearable.

What does spam taste best with?

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

Star Wars: Bounty Hunter

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

Insider

 

[Ice_Climbers2]

Quiznos

-Subway, rival

-Blimpies, rival

 

[cheeseguy]

Rocky and Bullwinkle

 

[cheeseguy]

Ridge Racer

 

[aewjn]

Yes, because he can use psychic powers!

Is it my imagination, or is Young Link a gay ***?

 

[aewjn]

Good: you survive
Bad: you drown

Playing

 

[cheeseguy]

Yes.

Is Tom Green going to be in the next SSB?

 

[cheeseguy]

Turtle Shells

 

[cheeseguy]

Baked beans.

How many posts will be made in this game before it gets closed?