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[Soccer-Fan]

Young Guns

 

[DaNuGuy]

Left to right: TV humper, Flipper, Godzilla, Dildo, The Beast.

 

[Legolas]

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

 

[CerbKirby]

The Fast and The Furious

 

[CerbKirby]

Rock and Roll Racing

 

[quicky]

Rainbow Six

 

[Atsbe787]

Wunkord

Oh my God, I have Wunkord! Its all over my face!

Cookie Rabbit

 

[SeXyPoKeMoNgUrL]

Xtreme Dead or Alive beach volleyball

 

[DaNuGuy]

Actually, it was DoA EBV, but you won't hear me complaining either way...

Legend of Legaia

 

[SeXyPoKeMoNgUrL]

advance wars 2

 

[SeXyPoKeMoNgUrL]

Fortunatley I dress in my leather superhero suit and save the world!

 

[Big Andy]

Starship Troopers

 

[flash]

shinobi

 

[Big Andy]

Shogun

 

[Big Andy]

Italian Job, The

 

[Earendil]

Empire Earth

 

[Gligar_Man]

now & then

 

[Earendil]

Notting Hill

 

[Earendil]

Unfortunately, you're not really a superhero, you just would like to be one, meaning that you saved no one.

 

[MetalShade]

Fortunately, you got some loser to be you're sidekick which made you look good even though people died

 

[Gligar_Man]

unfortunately, his sidekick was gay and just made him look gay by repeadetly commenting on his leather suit

 

[MetalShade]

Half-Life Counter-Strike: Condition Zero

 

[Earendil]

Operation Flashpoint

 

[Gligar_Man]

legend

(theres no way ill ever lose in tihs game, my family ownz around 800 tapes and 15 dvds, X)... and we have a complete list printed out, right in front of me)

 

[Mic_128]

(Yokel Acent) Well, I'd like to thank my paw and my maw for this here shiny thang. I will use it with pried to help plant ma crops.

 

[MetalShade]

Fortunatley, police caught him and a male prostitute doing it and they got arrested.

 

[Earendil]

Die Another Day

 

[Gligar_Man]

unfortunately, while in jail he was caught 'doing it' with several inmates, and was put in solitary

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

you would be getting ready to marry her and then have it called off and she'd later go out with some big shot hollywood actor
If i had bones made of glass and paper thin skin

 

[DaNuGuy]

Oh.... oh yeah...... deeper..... DEEPER! YEA!!!!


...

 

[Myuutsu]

fortunately, everyone knows solitary confinement cells have computers with acess to the 'net, and to pr0n.

 

[DaNuGuy]

I would not take the risk of living and would end it as quickly as possible.

Had I the power to kill everyone....

 

[Mr.E]

Popeye eats his spinach, the food that made his muscles big and form random symbols inside them as he proceeds in protecting the virginity of Olive Oyl and defeating Bluto again, making the world safe.

 

[DaNuGuy]

Unfortunately, they caught him looking at GAY pr0n!! Gaspe!

 

[Mr.E]

Raikoo

I caught a Raikoo in Silver yesterday because it's so k00l.

Shenanigans =-= Explosion

 

[Mr.E]

Fortunately, the gay man popped out of the computer monitor and killed the guards that caught him looking at gay pr0n, then busted the wall open for him so he could escape.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

team fortress classic

 

[Lightsaberboy]

y tu mama tambien

 

[quicky]

Unfortunately, the news of a guy seing gay pr0n was spreaded like wildfire so every body in town wanted to kill him

 

[quicky]

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