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[LIL_yagi_POOP]

Santa Clause, The

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Ace Combat III

 

[Lightsaberboy]

east of eden

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Spriggan

 

[Metroid Killer]

Tiger (tiger shark)
Jaws (the shark movie)

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

Neverending Story

 

[Metroid Killer]

Tiberian Sun

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

NBA Street Vol. 2

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

yuo would be able to steal more than 1 million dollars
if i could jump 3 miles..

 

[Metroid Killer]

Then the police would never ber able to catch me! Muahaha

If I could eat a house...

 

[Gligar_Man]

youd be fat & homeless

if i could drive into the sunset

 

[CerbKirby]

Jaws: King Kong (Also a Universal Studios movie)
Gorilla (King Kong is an oversized gorilla)

 

[Gligar_Man]

monkey (gorillas...)
banana (obvious)

 

[CerbKirby]

Don't know if this is too early to post this but....

-10 Ganondorf! (he seriously now needs to get out)

 

[metaL_zOa]

you would have a nice tan
if i had xray vision...

 

[metaL_zOa]

Young Guns

 

[Gligar_Man]

youd... hey, quit staring at my mom!

if i had a 2 story speaker set... *drools*

 

[Metroid Killer]

unfortunately when they died they released a deadly poison gas which could kill a man in mere seconds...

 

[Gligar_Man]

dammit...

fortunatey, this gas was very fragrant and made death a pleasant experience,

edit: metroid beat me to it... curse this slow mind

 

[Gligar_Man]

higglepoot: the noise made when bread is hurled at a hobo

seeaytee

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Your drool would set on an important wire that was exposed, electricuting you to death.

If I was staring at your mom...

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Seeaytee: A new term the pirates use when heading off to sea.

Bibsowick

 

[Metroid Killer]

Micrivine

whoa that vine is just sooo small that it has to be micrivine!

Roller --- Bedsheets

 

[Gligar_Man]

(if you pronounced that word youd have known it is pronounced c-a-t... cat, blah, oh well...)

bibsowick: one who worships the god of porcelain...

poopsadillion

 

[Gligar_Man]

id kick you in the junk

if i chose door #1

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Poopsadillion: A term used when millions of pooplets from the poopy tribe are pooped from the pooper and scream out "pooop, pooooooop!!!!"

Cafaglibdil

 

[Earendil]

Unfortuanetly, the poison also spread quickly killing every person on the earth, causing a new world order consisting of gorillas and chimps to arise.

 

[Gligar_Man]

signs

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

You'd get shot, respawn, and then travel to door number two.

If I detonated the switch that was in my hand...

 

[Gligar_Man]

fortunately, these monkeys founded a solid government, unimaginable by humans, and arose to the occasion, thousands of years able preserving the earth to its once natural state the humans destroyed...

 

[Earendil]

Shanghai Knights

 

[Metroid Killer]

se7en

 

[Gligar_Man]

(thats one of my favorite movies... :D)

no escape

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Unfortunately, the beginning of "creative minds" kicked in, and the ozone began its slow process of depletion due to the monkey's constant creativity and curiosity.

 

[Metroid Killer]

**** it's hard to not post late!

fortunately the monkeys nuked earth and created an artificial ozone layer(sp?)...

 

[Earendil]

Enemy of the State

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

Sherolledeets

Sherolledeets contents from one end of the yard to the other rather quickly XD.

Insane - Canibal.

 

[LIL_yagi_POOP]

forturnatley there were lots of bananas and monkeys with ties and hats to help him out

 

[Earendil]

-2 from Samus

-8 from Dr.Mario

 

[RetroHyrulianRocketeer]

(going off of Metroid's) Unfortunately, The nuke blew a hole through the earth because the monkey's miscalculated the shape of the bomb.