fortunately, unfortunately...
the game goes like this...
fortunately, the girl didnt miss the elevator
unfortunately, the elevator was full
fortunately, she squeezed in
unfortunately, it was so crowded it fell and everyone died
fortunately, they went to heaven
etc. ive seen this game at other message boards its pretty fun, the only rules are that your post has to apply to the last one (i.e. fortunately, his favorite color was blue unfortunately, he died isnt allowed) and no unfortunate fortunates and fortunate unfortunates (i.e. fortunately, everybody died unfortunately, they didnt) if you cant think of anything that would be a justified un/fortunate, then dont bother, wait for someone else to...
ill get this started
unfortunately, a meteor was heading towards the planet