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[Ticadrius]

The brainless BK employee trashes the toy.

 

[Cerebrate]

Security guard; that's funny.

Now, please show me a picture of a celebrity (preferably not Gary Coleman), altered to make the person look really ugly and/or funny.

 

[Ticadrius]

Ohio's Dumb Imbicles Eradicated!

SELLOUT

 

[Yoshi]

Super Electric Lunar Landing Outlit Under Trees

Next: SPSDETH

 

[Ticadrius]

Why rectal thermometers are bad......


Next up...

 

[RichBrown]

manager fires BK employee...

 

[Ticadrius]

Spamming People Savor Dopey Emphasis To Harrass

ANTIBIOTIC

 

[tmw_redcell]

He certainly likes pie too much for his own good.

 

[The Duck]

Is probably frozen.

 

[Zealot2120]

may or may not have a mr freeze, and maybe related to ice climbers, in some way.

oh, its my turn,

next: evil mewtwo (the creator of my very first banner)

 

[The Duck]

Manager is fat and has ten strokes!!!

 

[The Duck]

^

Is a cool guy, posts good fictions, and is one of the few members of SWF who has a character's EXACT name, so he cool.

 

[SuperSpy]

I joined his forum (Tony's Games) before I joined here. that was a long time ago.

 

[SuperSpy]

I would go fast.
If I was a Rooster...

 

[SuperSpy]

A Nice Time In Burping Isolated Obscene Town In California.
next: TELEVISION

 

[SuperSpy]

Falco - Slippy - Arwing

 

[Blaster]

God and Satan not wanting him in heaven or **** yet and keeping him alive

 

[MJS]

Mediocrity.

Ted's elevated license extremely violated Indiana's state international orders now.

JACK BLACK

 

[SuperSpy]

the founder of BK firing him...

 

[MJS]

Mediocrity.

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Derby/7912/97_00_00_conaniftheymated_photo02.jpg

If the pic doesn't show, use the link (copy and paste to explorer bar).

Find me a picture of Chunk from "The Goonies" doing his patented Truffle Shuffle.

 

[SuperSpy]

Joe's Arse Catches Kites Because Lights Are Cool Karts
FISH

 

[MJS]

Mediocrity.

Funny Irishmen sing heavily


DISTILLATION

 

[MJS]

Mediocrity.

Arwing - X-Wing - Luke Skywalker

 

[RichBrown]

a TV falls on the founder of BK...

 

[MJS]

Mediocrity.

Archie Bunker hits the TV too much, thus breaking it.

 

[Blaster]

The artist of Archie Bunker erases him

 

[RichBrown]

old age kills the artist

 

[MJS]

Mediocrity.

You've got the wrong Coke, buddy.

 

[RichBrown]

too late for me

 

[snorlaxhead]

Boo-ya!

Xylaphones bend other xylaphones.

Next: TWMWPMUC

 

[MJS]

Mediocrity.

The white man was placing mud under cars.

GAHBUNGA


edit: ARGH!
Screw GAHBUNGA, just go with the next one.

 

[RichBrown]

dork in some tiny idiots little land at the inn of noobs.

next: THEMASTERFOOT

 

[RichBrown]

id say COCKA DOODLE DOO! into X's ear.

if i were a basketball...

 

[SuperSpy]

I'd be sore from hitting the ground.
If I was a talking dog...

 

[SuperSpy]

heat kills old age...

 

[RichBrown]

a giant air condishoner [sp] gets rid of the heat

 

[psychicpuff]

The power supply was cut off, and the heat came back...

 

[psychicpuff]

Is a Mewtwo gone bad... (obvious)

 

[annoying jammez]

he r going to eat j00! ~Treget

 

[annoying jammez]

A giant ice cream cone with mint chocolate chip would definitely beat that nasty heat. It'll melt, but it'll still be cold.