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[King Genius XIII]

A hermaphrodite returns home to his wife and crop-full of signs at 2:09AM.

 

[Taddara]

blood

 

[shadowhuntr000]

^was one of the first people i talked to when i jpoined. changed his avatar, has over 1000posts, and has a cat named Hvetekke

 

[Taddara]

A hermaphrodite returns home to his wife and crop-full of signs at 2:09PM

 

[King Genius XIII]

The Bigger Nike Bot seizes to exist because bigger Nike Bots don't exist.

 

[King Genius XIII]

^Thinks I still have my cat Hvetikke, which, unfortunately was kidnapped by an old lady... Is a hunter that lives in the shadows or something like that...

 

[Taddara]

1. D

2. Wolf O'Donnell, Pigma Dengar, Leon Powalski, and Andrew Olkonney

3. a giant brain with eyes

 

[Taddara]

nothing defeats existance...so what can defeat nothing?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

pain

 

[Him]

^ smells like Bob saget's pelvis, is the REAL boston strangler, has actually eaten a wallmart, and once tackled Al Gore.

 

[Taddara]

agony

 

[shadowhuntr000]

FREEZE! "nothing" was used before! You have the right to reamin silent!

O.K.! Here we go!

A book bores somenoe to death.

 

[Taddara]

o ya...i used "nothng b4"

a book can be burned by fire

 

[shadowhuntr000]

^is guy in the hood. has a wierd name for a handle, and has and wierd avatar (wierd in, wierd out)

 

[shadowhuntr000]

water can put out fire

 

[shadowhuntr000]

tears

 

[shadowhuntr000]

There IS no Ecco THe Dolphin 2

RESTART!

Jet Moto

 

[King Genius XIII]

Satan Claus can vaporize water with his Super Heat Attack!

 

[shadowhuntr000]

The Easter Bunny mauls Satan Claus

 

[Jango Fett]

Outlaw Golf

 

[Him]

^ is made out of blackberry cobbler.everbody ^ loves mufins more than man-eating hamburgers (and cheeburgers too!) ^^^^^^^ ate the DOOM backpack.

 

[King Genius XIII]

Because they want an excuse to kill them all!

Why do they release a new installment of sucky sports games like FIFA every year, when they suck as much the first, second and third times around?

 

[Taddara]

the energizer bunny zaps them

 

[Jango Fett]

A loving husband came home to find his wife cheating on him at 3:05 in the morning.

 

[shadowhuntr000]

^ is obviously is stoned, cuase i didn't or am not any oof the things he had listed. yahoo! im free from Him!

 

[King Genius XIII]

^^Lives in heck and wears panties and big black boots, but he's not gay, and he has a squeaky voice, which he likes a lot to use. He hates the Powerpuff Girls.

EDIT: The post was meant for Him...

 

[Taddara]

hatred

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Uh-oh, brain overload...

Why is Peach so underrated?

 

[Mic_128]

The energizer wolf eats the energizer bunny

 

[shadowhuntr000]

anger

 

[King Genius XIII]

A raving rubberband came home to find his knife cheating in a game of poker against Him at 7:05 in the morning.

 

[shadowhuntr000]

An STD wipes out the wolf

 

[Taddara]

A raving rubberband came home to find his watermelon cheating in a game of poker against Him at 7:05 in the morning.

 

[shadowhuntr000]

FIFA Soccer

 

[Mic_128]

Cause she always gets kidnapped by a big looser that always gets beaten easy.

Why doesn't bowser get hurt on his own spikes?

 

[Taddara]

death kills the disease

 

[shadowhuntr000]

I pick my nose which gives me a million points, but im in the 2x zone, so all the points are doubled!

 

[Mic_128]

Magic kills death (Gauntlet legends)

 

[Taddara]

rage

 

[Taddara]

anti magic defeats magic