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[The Dinkoman]

You're banned cause you are The Sundance Kid

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for posting at the same time as me and are also banned because I am not Mewtario!

DOUBLE BAN!!!

 

[The Dinkoman]

You're banned for not realizing I edited my post and cause you posted before me

 

[Mewtario]

You're banned because I added a tag!

 

[Deleted member]

All of you are banned for your stupidity!

 

[The Dinkoman]

You're banned for speaking the truth

(im surrounded by incompitence)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're banned for snooPING AS usual.

 

[Mewtario]

Dinkoman is banned because I'M THE MONARCH AROUND HERE!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned because I usurp you!

 

[Mewtario]

You're banned because "userp" isn't in Wikipedia OR Wiktionary!

Seriously!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for not realizing my spelling error!

 

[Mewtario]

You're banned for not clarifying what it was!

 

[SirKibble]

734. Ike just says he fights for his friends to try to get people to be his friend. In truth, he has none. Ike fights for no one.

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

~Saved~
TLink
Ike
Lucas
Mario
PT
Yoshi
Captain Falcon
Luigi
Olimar
Link
Lucario
Donkey Kong

~Remaining~
Fox
Pikachu
Falco
Jigglypuff
Marth
Snake
Bowser
Diddy Kong
Wolf
Kirby
Ganondorf
Ness
Samus
Peach

~Eliminated~
27 - ROB
28 - Pit
29 - Mr. Game & Watch
30 - Zelda
31 - Zero Suit Samus
32 - Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[The Dinkoman]

You're banned for taking stuff to seriously

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for having 524 posts!

 

[The Dinkoman]

You're banned for not realizing that I eat smash n00bs for breakfast and smash childs for dinner.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for excessive pride.

 

[Mewtario]

He's also banned for not using "Smash Children"

 

[platnum]

Your banned for not banning the one got banned by the band.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for pointing out Mewtario's mistake

 

[TheSundanceKid]

NES Toon Link

 

[Iron Thorn]

735. Ike fights for Basic Brawl victories by using the lag to kill folks way before he should be able to.
736. BRAWL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
737. This number is a palindrome.
738. The above rule has nothing to do with Smash.
739. ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS EVEN SERIOUSER BUSINESS.
740. Defying the rules of grammar makes you a cool kid.

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

741. saying "+ 1 post count" on a thread that will be closed soon is not considered spam

 

[Mewtario]

Platnum's banned because I made a mistake!

 

[mas369]

742. Smashboards keeps the voices in my head quiet.
743. When Sakurai speaks, no=yes.
744. Repeating the same meme as often as possible makes you look like an idiot
745. I don't know if this counts, but one time I looked in the Funny Brawl Pictures thread and found this picture. I looked in the properties of this picture and found a website from there and now it doesn't take a lot of work to find what makes me...well...you know (NOT A JOKE)
746. Nearly every thread I post in dies shortly thereafter.
747. (Insert airplane joke here)
748. My numbering will probaly be off from how long I took to type this
749. You can't always get what you want, but if you try some times, you'll find, you get what you need.

 

[MysticKenji]

SERIOUSER

Added to the tags.

 

[WoapGang]

Your Banned for not being a Bam-Nazi

 

[Mewtario]

You're beanned because your screen name makes it sound like Pit stalked you and then he...

well, he....

Never mind, you're just banned

 

[AnAardvark]

750. Making a thread about what you learned on Smashboards will guarantee you at least 10 pages of entertainment.

751. When in Wi-Fi and you start lagging, spam taunts like crazy, especially if you're in a friend match.

752. The people who like tripping and support it, are the people who signed the petition to put tripping in the game.

753. Whoever mains Sheik always loses. Unless that person is not AnAardvark.

754. Ike is a totally acceptable character for tournaments. When playing against Ike, be sure to move slowly for him to hit you.

755. When a thread has people posting 755 things that they learned on Smash Boards, you know that the thread creator is a genius.

756. When playing in Wi-Fi with anyone, be sure to spam cheap attacks such as Pikachu's Down-B.

757. Smash Boards spelled backwards is "sdraoB hsamS".

758. People who post 500 or more posts have a higher intelligence than Einstein himself.

759. Drephen is cool, because Drephen mained Sheik, because Sheik is cool, because Sheik's mained by Drephen, who's cool.

760. People who manage to main Jigglypuff have total skill and can own anybody.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for not finishing your reason!

 

[Mewtario]

You're banned for not realizing I'd be risking getting TRUELY banned if I did!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You're banned for showing fear

 

[Deleted member]

~Saved~
TLink
Ike
Lucas
Mario
PT
Yoshi
Captain Falcon
Luigi
Olimar
Link
Lucario
Donkey Kong
Falco

~Remaining~
Fox
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Marth
Snake
Bowser
Diddy Kong
Wolf
Kirby
Ganondorf
Ness
Samus
Peach

~Eliminated~
27 - ROB
28 - Pit
29 - Mr. Game & Watch
30 - Zelda
31 - Zero Suit Samus
32 - Ice Climbers
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You're all banned for not using a size seven font!

 

[idontgottaname]

761: You can learn alot on smashboards

 

[Union of Darkness]

762. Absolutely NO ONE likes Yoshi.

 

[WoapGang]

You're beanned because your screen name makes it sound like Pit stalked you and then he...

well, he....

Never mind, you're just banned

I DARE you to finish that.....I'm dead serious

 

[MarthTrinity]

762. Absolutely NO ONE likes Yoshi.

I like Yoshi...

Spoiler

Just not in Smash Bros...>_>

763. Spam fights carry over from thread to thread.

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

764. capt. falcon is more man then the rest of the characters put together.
765. marth is more feminine then peach zelda nana samus and zss