26. You groundspike the plumber next door just before his brother comes and fire uppercuts you.
27. You end up getting beat up by the geek with the yo-yo after realizing that you can't sing all your enemies to sleep.
28. You dress up as your favorite smash character for spirit week and end up busting your knee-cap and dislocating your hip after running around the school imagining you are a bird who can run 128 mph and chainthrow freaking everybody and then ram your whole body into them as they go flying into the wall and the school resource officer takes you away in handcuffs as the nurse calls the EMS to come help the wounded. And takes you to the hospital before taking you to the slammer (kinda like what I did)!