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[storms]

HURT ONLY WARIO! He is fat so get over it. He will probably die at age 35 from cardiovascular disease anyway so just let him go.

 

[pezaddict]

I thought you were a part of teh wario army, storms

 

[Royal Flush]

Then that wouldn`t be considered stupid.

What if DDR Mario Mix wasn`t averaging about $100 on ebay?

 

[storms]

Then it might just be the first good Mario game besides SSB or SSBM

What if the forum awards were rigged?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then I would win.

What if forum awards didn`t exist?

 

[pezaddict]

apples.............

 

[pezaddict]

then forum games wouldn't be able to be voted as best hangout

what if I actually cared about reputation points?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then you would care that your reputation title is an "unknown quantity" you`ve had at least one de-rep.

What if I was able to bring his tittle back up to "on a distinguished road"? btw...it wasn`t me that caused that....the only reason I can`t give rep is because I gave too much yesterday...

 

[pezaddict]

then I might start caring about rep. points

what if every time somebody scratched his/her but, they got $9999

 

[Royal Flush]

snapple.......

 

[pezaddict]

crash

team

 

[pezaddict]

eggs.................

 

[Royal Flush]

Then money wouldn`t mean anything.

What if I had 50 rep points?

 

[Royal Flush]

beam

snow

 

[pezaddict]

then you might be respected more

what if there was a law requiring that every time somebody buys toothpaste, I get $7

 

[pezaddict]

blow

bagon

 

[Royal Flush]

sugar.....

 

[pezaddict]

rice........

 

[matthewmilad]

...

HEAL ISAAC ONLY!!!!!!!!

Also we need to add Garet, Shadow, Knuckles, Andy, Max, Jeff, Ephraim, Baby Mario Brothers ( Both together riding a yoshi), Baby Bowser (Almost Bowsers strength only smaller and faster, what a kick-*** combo!!!), ask me if you want the rest of my list I've got a lot of people racked up....

 

[Royal Flush]

magon???

five

 

[Royal Flush]

esparagus....

 

[Royal Flush]

Then people would rob you of all the money.

What if I could walk through walls?

 

[Royal Flush]

Imagine it as a slinky and push it down from the top of the stairs.

 

[Royal Flush]

* intercept and throw knee smasher at next poster*

 

[Bailey69]

thrive???

park

 

[Bailey69]

see how much weight it can support starting from 1 ton and increase even it breaks.

 

[Bailey69]

put it in a tub...... filled with nacho cheese.

 

[Bailey69]

sugar daddy

 

[Bailey69]

Hurt Isaac only

 

[falcoX]

yummers candy....

 

[falcoX]

hark

clark

 

[Royal Flush]

dark

mark

 

[Royal Flush]

yum chocolate

 

[Royal Flush]

Break it by Double Posting

 

[Royal Flush]

Happy Holidays- (holiday song sung by many)

 

[falcoX]

Sanitarium - Metallica

 

[Rici]

Then you'd be a wall-hacker

What if I could let snow fall every place on earth whenever I wanted?

 

[pezaddict]

then people would have to be home schooled

what if Proffesor E. Gadd was real?

 

[Royal Flush]

I would be frantically running away from him.

What if Luigis Mansion was real and people were trapped inside this very moment?

 

[DarkUsleon]

hurt only wario