If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

[pezaddict]

strawberry

 

[Royal Flush]

Also try to keep the words between 3-7 characters.

red..........

 

[Royal Flush]

Yogurt, Lemon (flavored)

 

[Royal Flush]

Super Mario Sunshine

 

[Knee Smasher]

Heal Final Destination
Hurt Corneria

 

[Knee Smasher]

* has a nice time swimming in the water*

*Uses Knee Smash on the next poster*

 

[Dodongo]

The report came in
And it only said three words
"You're freakin crazy"

Haiku about Bruce Campbell

 

[Edman XERO]

Bruce Campbell pwns all.
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart, got that?
And hail to the king.

Haiku about underwear.

 

[Royal Flush]

*Rolls out of way*
*Attacks next poster with Mario Tornado*

 

[Royal Flush]

Hurt only Ice Mountain

 

[Royal Flush]

Then I wouldn`t be yelled at for bad grades.

Whaat if school didn`t even exist?

 

[storms]

Then everyone would be retarted

What if Pichu wasn't so cute?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then that [insert swear word here] would have never been in Melee.

What if there were 30 hours a day instead of 24?

 

[Royal Flush]

Heal only Petey

 

[storms]

Then the rotation of the Earth on its axis will get screwed up and cause the destruction of mankind and plus school would probably be longer,

What if the TV was never invented?

 

[Royal Flush]

Hurt Krystal, Heal Wario

"Thats a wrap!"

 

[Royal Flush]

Then I wouldn`t be a video game nerd and SWF wouldn`t exist.

What if there was no such thing as winter?

 

[storms]

Then I wouldn't have anyone that I could peg with snowballs filled with ice. Mainly my siblings.

What if Humans lived in the water?

 

[pezaddict]

heal bobbery, hurt daisy

 

[pezaddict]

heal petey, hurt bowser

 

[Royal Flush]

Then fish would live on land.

What if this thread got closed?

 

[DarkUsleon]

hurt only blaziken

 

[pezaddict]

then I wouldn't be surprised.

what if cafeteria food was a plot to put kids under mind control?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then youd be their main pawn.

What if Yoshi rulled the world?

 

[pezaddict]

then the main language would be yoshi

what if more people posted in the neverending story 3?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then it wouldn`t be well on its way to the Forum Game Graveyard.

What if I didn`t just make that up?

 

[pezaddict]

then my what if question wouldn't be answered

what if every comic book character came to life?

 

[XZalla]

Then there will be all chaos and the good guys will be saving our butts 24/7.

What if I thought about saying some to a "what if" for 5 minutes and I didn't come up anything at all?

 

[Royal Flush]

Then 5 min of your time would be wasted.

What if I actually bothered to read a commic book?

 

[pezaddict]

then you would be spending less time on smash boards

what if the x-nauts took over the world?

 

[pezaddict]

bed

orange

 

[Royal Flush]

I hope you are joking....No one else post "orange, purple, or silver" as they do not have any rhymes.

night

 

[Royal Flush]

Then Earth would become Planet X.

What if Bush was killed>?

 

[pezaddict]

fright

indigo

 

[Rici]

oh sorry, didn't see that

Bright

Good

 

[pezaddict]

then **** cheney would be pres.

what if Mario became president

 

[Royal Flush]

stood

food

 

[Royal Flush]

Then I would be vice.

What if the Mushroom Kingdom was an actual place?

 

[pezaddict]

pooed

diamond

 

[Royal Flush]

Nothing rhymes with that ....keep words short!

lead